Boostin Bitch
01-03-2003, 03:08 PM
Well one day an apprentice god fairy was in the forest practicing her magic, when she happened upon a yellow frog that was sobbing.
Fairy: Why are you crying?
Toad: well as you can see I am not the right color of the rest of the toads so noone will play games with me. I am soo lonely I want to be green so I can have some friends.
Fairy: well I am a fairy god mother and I can change you into a green Toad.
Toad: Really you can?? Please would ya??
Fairy: Ala kazaamm
Well the fairy gave her all and there was a large flash of light and smoke. Well when the smoke had cleared the toad was crying again. fearing the worst she looked at him and well his penis was still yellow while the rest of him was green. The fairy apologized profusely and explained she was not a full fledged fairy god mother yet but she could send him to the one who was. So she gave directions and sent him on his way. She then decided to keep practicing despite the minor toad set back, when she happened upon a pink elephant crying.
Fairy: Why are you crying?
Elephant: well as you can see I am not the right color of the rest of the elephants so noone will play games with me. I am soo lonely I want to be gray so I can have some friends.
Fairy: well I am a fairy god mother and I can change you into a gray elephant.
Elephant: Really you can?? Please would ya??
Fairy: Ala kazaamm
Well the fairy gave her all and there was a large flash of light and smoke. Well when the smoke had cleared the elephant looked very upset. She immediately noticed the trunk of the elephant was still pink even though he was grey. Well the elephant was furious and demanded that she fix it. Well the fairy was really trying to keep her cool. She kept apologizing and saying her mentor could help him. So the elephant after yelling for several minutes demanded to know where her mentor was.
Fairy: The fairy god mother in further in the forest and over by the river.
Elephant: I am not from here where is that...
Fairy: Just follow the yellow dick toad...
I love long jokes that make ya groan...
~N
Fairy: Why are you crying?
Toad: well as you can see I am not the right color of the rest of the toads so noone will play games with me. I am soo lonely I want to be green so I can have some friends.
Fairy: well I am a fairy god mother and I can change you into a green Toad.
Toad: Really you can?? Please would ya??
Fairy: Ala kazaamm
Well the fairy gave her all and there was a large flash of light and smoke. Well when the smoke had cleared the toad was crying again. fearing the worst she looked at him and well his penis was still yellow while the rest of him was green. The fairy apologized profusely and explained she was not a full fledged fairy god mother yet but she could send him to the one who was. So she gave directions and sent him on his way. She then decided to keep practicing despite the minor toad set back, when she happened upon a pink elephant crying.
Fairy: Why are you crying?
Elephant: well as you can see I am not the right color of the rest of the elephants so noone will play games with me. I am soo lonely I want to be gray so I can have some friends.
Fairy: well I am a fairy god mother and I can change you into a gray elephant.
Elephant: Really you can?? Please would ya??
Fairy: Ala kazaamm
Well the fairy gave her all and there was a large flash of light and smoke. Well when the smoke had cleared the elephant looked very upset. She immediately noticed the trunk of the elephant was still pink even though he was grey. Well the elephant was furious and demanded that she fix it. Well the fairy was really trying to keep her cool. She kept apologizing and saying her mentor could help him. So the elephant after yelling for several minutes demanded to know where her mentor was.
Fairy: The fairy god mother in further in the forest and over by the river.
Elephant: I am not from here where is that...
Fairy: Just follow the yellow dick toad...
I love long jokes that make ya groan...
~N