Favourite KIDS JOKES ... (Don't hate me)

[NoStangYet]

What's brown and sticky? A stick.


What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A Stick.


What do you call a fish without an eye? A FSH! (lol)

There's lots more where that came from. *laugh* I have three little sisters.

[Chopped54]

why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9!!!

A rope walks into a bar and orders a drink. Bartender says, "Sorry we dont server drinks to ropes"
Next day rope puts on some dark glasses and tries to order another drink, again bartender tells him that he can not serve ropes.
Next day rope puts on jacket and mustache along with glasses and tries again.
Bartender tells him, for the 3rd time he can not server ropes.
Next day the rope has an idea, He takes a razor and kind of messes up his hair and twist him self like a pretzel. " No way he will recognize me now", said the rope.
Rope walks into the bar and orders a drink
bartender then says, "Hey arent you that piece of rope that has been trying to order drinks here the past 3 days?"
Rope then replies, "Sorry I'm A frayed not"

kids jokes are some of the best

[NoStangYet]

LOL

That was one of my follow up jokes.

Joke stealer.
*pout*

(This kid stuff is great.)

[NoStangYet]

What do you call somebody else's cheese?


NACHO CHEESE

[SNEAKYLILCOUPE]

what do u get when u cross a hooker and a vampire? a mean lil sucker about three foot tall.

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[GMKILR]

A guy walked into a bar and said "Ouch!"

Get it? HAHA

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[skase98]

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?

"Here come the elephants!"

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants wearing sunglasses coming over the hill?

Nothing. He didn't recognize them.

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[NoStangYet]

A horse walks into a bar.

Bartender says, "Why the long face?"


(LOL)

[Denny]

What's the difference between boogers and brocolli?

Little kids don't eat brocolli!

[Danny Vandergriff]

What do you call a dog with three legs?

Doesn't matter, he won't come to you anyway

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No eye-dear

It's my first post - give me a break

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[NoStangYet]

Okay, you've had your break.
Now watch your step. http://64.81.114.233/ubb/wink.gif


Where do you find a dog with three legs?

Right where you left him.

[racinchick79]

Those are too cute, yall have too much time on your hands lol.