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05-05-2001, 03:52 PM
Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife.
**Tearfully she explained, "It's the druggist. He insulted me
terribly this
**morning on the phone." Immediately the husband drove downtown
****to confront the druggist and demand an apology.
**Before he could say more than a word or two, the druggist told
him,
"Now, just a minute, listen to myside of it. This morning the alarm
failed
**to go off, so I was late getting up. I went without breakfast and
hurried
**out to the car, just to realize that I locked the house with both
house
**and car keys inside. I had to break a window to get my keys. Then,
**driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket."
**"Later, when I was about three blocks from the store, I had a flat
tire.
**When I finally got to the store there was a bunch of people
waiting for
**me to open up. I got the store opened and started waiting on these
people,
**and all the time the darn phone was ringing off the hook.
**He continued,"Then I had to break a roll of nickels against the
cash
**register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the
floor.
**I got down on my hands and knees to pick up the nickels; the phone
**was still ringing. When I came up I cracked my head on the open
cash
**drawer, which made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch
**of perfume bottles on it...half of them hit the floor and broke."
**"Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let up, and I
finally got
**back to answer it. It was your wife. She wanted to know how to use
a
**rectal thermometer...and believe me mister, as God is my witness,
****all I did was tell her!"


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