poor guys

[SNEAKYLILCOUPE]

THE GO-GO DANCER
**********Four men went golfing one day. * Three
of them headed to the first tee and the fourth went into the clubhouse
to take care of the bill. The three men started talking and bragging
about their sons.
**********The first man told the others, "My son is
a home builder, and he is so successful that he gave a friend a new home
for free."
**********The second man said, "My son was a car
salesman, and now he owns a multi-line dealership. He's so successful
that he gave a friend a new Mercedes, fully loaded."
**********The third man, not wanting to be outdone,
bragged, "My son is a stockbroker, and he's doing so well that he gave
his friend an entire portfolio."
**********The fourth man joined them on the tee
after a few minutes of taking care of business. The first man mentioned,
"We are just talking about our sons. How is yours doing?
**********The fourth man replied, "Well, my son is
gay and
go-go dances in a gay bar."
**********The other three men grew silent as he
continued, "I'm not totally thrilled about the dancing job, but he must
be doing well. His last three boyfriends gave him a house, a brand new
Mercedes, and a stock portfolio."

[Ponynv]

Bob decides he wants to go bear hunting.
One day he spots a black bear and kills it. A moment later he feels a tug at his shirt, and this brown bear says to him..."I'm pissed at you for killing that bear so you either gotta let me screw ya or maul ya". Bob thinks for a moment then says go ahead and screw me. After a week in recovery, he decides that as revenge he will kill the brown bear. Right when he finds him and kills him, a grizzly bear taps him and says..."I'm pissed at you for killing that bear so you either gotta let me screw ya or maul ya". Well bob thinks about it and again decides to let the bear have his way. after 2 months in rehab he sets out to make things right. He finds the grizzly, kills him and as he is gleaming over his kill a polar bear comes up to him and says..."You don't come he for the hunting do you Bob?"