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SNEAKYLILCOUPE
05-02-2001, 08:48 AM
Calories Burned During Sex

Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight Look how many calories you can burn:

TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES
With her agreement - 12 cal
Without her agreement - 187 cal

TAKING OFF THE BRA
With both hands - 8 cal
With one hand - 12 cal
With one hand being slapped - 37 cal
With the mouth - 85 cal

PUTTING ON THE CONDOM
With erection - 6 cal
Without erection - 315 cal

PRELIMINARIES
Trying to find the clitoris - 8 cal
Trying to find G spot - 92 cal
Without caring at all - 0 cal

WHEN DOING IT
Holding her up - 12 cal
Just on the floor - 8 cal

POSITIONS
Daddy-mummy - 12 cal
69 laying - 8 cal
69 standing up - 112 cal
Trolley - 216 cal
Italian chandelier - 912 cal

HAVING AN ORGASM
Real - 112 cal
Fake - 315 cal

POST ORGASM
Staying in bed - 8 cal
Jumping off the bed - 36 cal
Explaining why you jumped off the bed -816 cal

GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION
Between 16 and 19 years of age -12 cal
from 20 to 29 - 36 cal
from 30 to 39 - 108 cal
from 40 to 49 - 324 cal
from 50 to 59 - 972 cal
over 60 - 2916 cal

PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES
Quietly - 32 cal
Being in a hurry - 98 cal
With her husband opening the door- 218 cal

Who Needs 8
05-02-2001, 08:49 AM
Dude, are you just completly Bored????

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May the Boost Be With You

Baby Girl
05-02-2001, 08:54 AM
http://64.81.114.233/ubb/wink.gif That's just "Too Cute"

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ldstang8750
05-02-2001, 08:56 AM
lol those are pretty damn funny!

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4.10 Gears, h-pipe, flows
headers, pulleys, moroso kit, timing bumped to 14 degrees, short belt, B&M shift kit

MTOOFAST
05-02-2001, 10:34 AM
keep it up man

P.O.S._Dubyuharex
05-02-2001, 10:45 AM
LOL

Kris
05-02-2001, 10:56 AM
That's pretty good.

TOMMY
05-02-2001, 04:08 PM
Cool man!

KiwiGT
05-02-2001, 04:11 PM
Trolley - 216 cal
Italian chandelier - 912 cal


What are those?

I got Cosmo, and I've never heard of em!