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AL P
08-18-2001, 01:53 AM
Thats right, I'm at Matt's party and I thought i eoul ddrop in to say that I own all you bitches!! Fuck all of you!

From Mike, Adam LX, and AL P

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408 cube windsor, SCAT crank, Eagle rods, Probe pistons, unported TFS TW-R heads, TFS R intake with extrude honed lower, 75mm TB, MSD 72 lb./hr. injectors, Custom grind Bennett hydraulic roller, Vortech T-trim blower, Art Carr C6 with brake, 4500 stall, 8.8 with auburn, 31-spline moser alloy axles, C-clip elims, Wilwood 12.25” dual piston binders all the way around, Speed Pro electronics with wide band O2, Mike Duffy race cars 8 pt. cage subs and window net, Weld alumastar wheels, Aeromotive stage II fuel system

So come and get it!

MattB
08-18-2001, 01:54 AM
Yeah fuck you tooo AL!!!!

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Matt Blansett
1988 LX 5.0
1996 SExplorer 5.0
AOL IM: compta71

JordonMusser
08-18-2001, 01:57 AM
Ilkl baert all yor ases, bithcessertse!!!!

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-Jordon
-1994 Camaro Z28 M6, 10.8 @ 130 NA, autoX prepped and daily driven
-http://www.velocityracing.com/camaro

AL P
08-18-2001, 01:57 AM
Yea, the beer is flowing over here....were all fucked up. Watching the Kiwi and trixiebaby lesbian "dike it up" show. Its lickety split good!! LOL

JordonMusser
08-18-2001, 01:58 AM
DAMNNN I can't belelive dis sthi!! they nakeid beaver bumpin and SHIITTT!! and shit!

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-Jordon
-1994 Camaro Z28 M6, 10.8 @ 130 NA, autoX prepped and daily driven
-http://www.velocityracing.com/camaro

AL P
08-18-2001, 01:58 AM
O drg5thyj....they are cumming now!!! LOL

whiteboy
08-18-2001, 01:59 AM
bunch of fucking faggot!

tex
08-18-2001, 01:59 AM
Pound a beer for me, all three of you.

JordonMusser
08-18-2001, 02:01 AM
twhojyl shit therhe i is pussy juiizzee and SHIT!!!

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-Jordon
-1994 Camaro Z28 M6, 10.8 @ 130 NA, autoX prepped and daily driven
-http://www.velocityracing.com/camaro

KiwiGT
08-18-2001, 02:04 AM
AlP has a HUGE cock, but you're all bitches. Small penised mother fuckers.

whiteboy
08-18-2001, 02:05 AM
i'll whipp it out and smack you in the face with it next time!

KiwiGT
08-18-2001, 02:05 AM
ok, I'm lying, I was afraid he would kill me.

ALLAN
08-18-2001, 02:06 AM
Drunk people are retarded....lol http://64.81.114.233/ubb/tongue.gif

http://www.dfwstangs.net/hosting/ALLAN/TIMMY.jpg

The Big Matt
08-18-2001, 02:06 AM
Dont forget about the dalies man.....

He's da shit...

I'ff fuck ya all

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1990 Titanium LX
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KiwiGT
08-18-2001, 02:10 AM
Originally posted by KiwiGT:
AlP has a HUGE cock, but you're all bitches. Small penised mother fuckers.

YOU GOT THAT SHIT RIGHT....

OH.. I mean the small penised mother fuckers.... yeah that's what I meant!!! http://64.81.114.233/ubb/wink.gif

it's the lesbian amature hour over here... CUM ON OVER!!!!!!


THIS IS TRIXIEBABY!!!! just too drunk to post as myself!!!


[This message has been edited by KiwiGT (edited 08-18-2001).]

AL P
08-18-2001, 02:13 AM
bunch of homos!!!

bert89coupe
08-18-2001, 02:13 AM
you mean the drunk short people aint passed out yet http://64.81.114.233/ubb/biggrin.gif

jhmustanglx
08-18-2001, 02:14 AM
Hell i wished i lived there, i would cum over. Im drunk too! Might want to ask the Wafe how she feels also!

bert89coupe
08-18-2001, 02:15 AM
hey what the FUCK jordan, yall had a party and did't call me or tell any of the longview people. that ain't right.

jhmustanglx
08-18-2001, 02:20 AM
Man im trying to go to bed but im spinning in circles and cant sleep or i will probally get sick.

GE
08-18-2001, 02:23 AM
<EMBED src="http://www.mltd.com/lw/wavs/chef.wav" Autostart=TRUE Width=328 Height=27 Loop=FALSE>

LS1HATER
08-18-2001, 02:25 AM
Ge you fucking gay ass fucker. Go fuck a goat you fag.or bella the same thing

GE
08-18-2001, 02:28 AM
So you're all taking turns posting on the Internet? hahaha. mmmmmm. fun.

Morter Forker
08-18-2001, 02:58 AM
Sounds like a sausage fest. Gay.

whiteboy
08-18-2001, 03:00 AM
THEY ALL ARE GAY I BET LEON IS GIVING ALP A CORNDOG AS WE SPEAK!

tex
08-18-2001, 03:03 AM
The part that gets me is that they are talking about a lesbian fest, but instead of watching, they get online to tell us about it.

Morter Forker
08-18-2001, 03:10 AM
man if hizzoes who are bi are busting out some lesbo action. I am busting out mys chlong at some point as their play toy.

JordonMusser
08-18-2001, 03:43 AM
hmmmm.. bunch of drunk dumbasses



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-Jordon
-1994 Camaro Z28 M6, 10.8 @ 130 NA, autoX prepped and daily driven
-http://www.velocityracing.com/camaro

AL P
08-18-2001, 04:26 AM
Hey bitches...we had the girls doing all kinds of sick shit! you fags are just jealous...

michelle95gt
08-18-2001, 05:04 AM
too bad you guys didn't invite me- i could have showed all the girls a thing or two.........done a few "shows" myself. and thanks a whole hell of a lot for sending him home all wasted, i have to listen to his big old snoring ass all night.

----> experienced in ways you can only imagine

[This message has been edited by michelle95gt (edited 08-18-2001).]

MattB
08-18-2001, 09:36 AM
Damn, that was fun! Definitely no "sausage fest" for me http://64.81.114.233/ubb/smile.gif!

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Matt Blansett
1988 LX 5.0
1996 SExplorer 5.0
AOL IM: compta71

michelle95gt
08-18-2001, 09:52 AM
Originally posted by KiwiGT:
YOU GOT THAT SHIT RIGHT....

OH.. I mean the small penised mother fuckers.... yeah that's what I meant!!! http://64.81.114.233/ubb/wink.gif

it's the lesbian amature hour over here... CUM ON OVER!!!!!!


THIS IS TRIXIEBABY!!!! just too drunk to post as myself!!!


[This message has been edited by KiwiGT (edited 08-18-2001).]
hey ladies, that is my husband you are talking about there, so watch it please, ! http://64.81.114.233/ubb/smile.gif http://64.81.114.233/ubb/wink.gif don't your guys please you enough are they in the small penis category? SMACK! http://64.81.114.233/ubb/smile.gif Now i know why i wasn't invited- you wanted his big dick all to yourselves? jealous maybe? just remember that big thing is all mine and I don't share! and honey please keep your dick in your pants, except when i ask for it! http://64.81.114.233/ubb/wink.gif SMACK! this is the smackatorium, right? http://64.81.114.233/ubb/smile.gif




[This message has been edited by michelle95gt (edited 08-18-2001).]

michelle95gt
08-18-2001, 10:05 AM
Originally posted by MattB:
Damn, that was fun! Definitely no "sausage fest" for me http://64.81.114.233/ubb/smile.gif!

wow, sounds like maybe you got a little action from one of the lesbian amateurs??

Mr Evil
08-18-2001, 10:13 AM
Originally posted by michelle95gt:
Originally posted by KiwiGT:
YOU GOT THAT SHIT RIGHT....

OH.. I mean the small penised mother fuckers.... yeah that's what I meant!!! http://64.81.114.233/ubb/wink.gif

it's the lesbian amature hour over here... CUM ON OVER!!!!!!


THIS IS TRIXIEBABY!!!! just too drunk to post as myself!!!


[This message has been edited by KiwiGT (edited 08-18-2001).]
hey ladies, that is my husband you are talking about there, so watch it please, show a little Respect! http://64.81.114.233/ubb/smile.gif not nice to look at married men's dicks, especially when their wife hears about it later! http://64.81.114.233/ubb/smile.gif don't your guys please you enough are they in the small penis category? http://64.81.114.233/ubb/smile.gif Now i know why i wasn't invited- you wanted his big dick all to yourselves, and figured i would outperform you in the lesbian act? jealous maybe? just remember that big thing is all mine and I don't share! and honey please keep your dick in your pants, except when i ask for it! http://64.81.114.233/ubb/smile.gif http://64.81.114.233/ubb/smile.gif


[This message has been edited by michelle95gt (edited 08-18-2001).]


I dont think I have ever read anything with Dick in it as many times as this! You got penis on the brain or what?

AdamLX
08-18-2001, 10:51 AM
Good God man, that was some serious fun last night. It was far from a sausage fest actually...you feeling left out because you might have missed a sausage fest?

There was a good 'pole to hole' ratio as I heard it put. Some bitches rollin around being lesbos and what not, Kwality!
And what would a good party be without the Po-Po's.

Damn the man.


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michelle95gt
08-18-2001, 11:17 AM
MR. Evil- I always have penis on the brain and in other places

KiwiGT
08-19-2001, 12:08 AM
I'M CHANGING MY GODAMN PASSWORD, YOU BUNCH OF CUM GUZZLING QUEERS! http://64.81.114.233/ubb/tongue.gif

tex
08-19-2001, 12:09 AM
Hush up lesbian.

michelle95gt
08-19-2001, 12:12 AM
Originally posted by KiwiGT:
I'M CHANGING MY GODAMN PASSWORD, YOU BUNCH OF CUM GUZZLING QUEERS! http://64.81.114.233/ubb/tongue.gif
Smack those guys Kiwi! you are the queen of smacktalk lately- let em have it! http://64.81.114.233/ubb/smile.gif

KiwiGT
08-19-2001, 12:14 AM
I try...Oh how I try. http://64.81.114.233/ubb/tongue.gif

Mr Evil
08-19-2001, 12:14 AM
Originally posted by michelle95gt:
MR. Evil- I always have penis on the brain and in other places

Damn Alan, you must stay busy!! http://64.81.114.233/ubb/eek.gif

tex
08-19-2001, 12:15 AM
Originally posted by KiwiGT:
I try...Oh how I try. http://64.81.114.233/ubb/tongue.gif

And we all humor you out of sympathy.

michelle95gt
08-19-2001, 12:20 AM
Originally posted by Mr Evil:
Damn Alan, you must stay busy!! http://64.81.114.233/ubb/eek.gif


damn right! I don't think he can handle me anymore though, i just demand it too often! http://64.81.114.233/ubb/wink.gif

KiwiGT
08-19-2001, 12:23 AM
Originally posted by tex:
And we all humor you out of sympathy.




FUCK YOU, YOU BITCH! http://64.81.114.233/ubb/wink.gif

michelle95gt
08-19-2001, 12:23 AM
Originally posted by KiwiGT:
I try...Oh how I try. http://64.81.114.233/ubb/tongue.gif
just give him a big ole ass beating! and while you are at it- put Tex in his place too! you are probably hungover today though, huh? http://64.81.114.233/ubb/smile.gif did you enjoy some pineapple/vodka last night?

AL P
08-19-2001, 08:35 PM
Originally posted by michelle95gt:
[QUOTE]
hey ladies, that is my husband you are talking about there, so watch it please, ! http://64.81.114.233/ubb/smile.gif http://64.81.114.233/ubb/wink.gif don't your guys please you enough are they in the small penis category? SMACK! http://64.81.114.233/ubb/smile.gif Now i know why i wasn't invited- you wanted his big dick all to yourselves? jealous maybe? just remember that big thing is all mine and I don't share! and honey please keep your dick in your pants, except when i ask for it! http://64.81.114.233/ubb/wink.gif SMACK! this is the smackatorium, right? http://64.81.114.233/ubb/smile.gif


[This message has been edited by michelle95gt (edited 08-18-2001).]

http://64.81.114.233/ubb/rolleyes.gif

AdamLX
08-20-2001, 02:10 PM
Ready.
Set.
Fight for the hole!
Mike's got the construction paper and AL P volunteered the posterboard....sounds like a fun filled night out with NicHole!

KiwiGT
08-20-2001, 02:15 PM
Haha, Now Nichole is the Queen of D.P.!

The Big Matt
08-20-2001, 02:22 PM
Originally posted by AdamLX:

Ready.
Set.
Fight for the hole!
Mike's got the construction paper and AL P volunteered the posterboard....sounds like a fun filled night out with NicHole!


Shotgun mouth.... That's right you heard it here first....


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1990 Titanium LX
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trixiebaby
08-20-2001, 03:11 PM
Originally posted by Silverback:

Shotgun mouth.... That's right you heard it here first....





LMAO... where have I heard this conversation before.. ah yes DRUNK men...

fight for the hole..

go go gadget 19...

be the tree...


and a meep meep to you all! http://64.81.114.233/ubb/wink.gif




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Stay away from me I am the debil!!!!

Ethan Hunt
08-20-2001, 03:14 PM
If this is my mission I choose to accept it...

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Ylw 98~~SNAKE~~
08-20-2001, 07:47 PM
Hmmmm

StangTamer
08-20-2001, 11:39 PM
Originally posted by AL P:
Thats right, I'm at Matt's party and I thought i eoul ddrop in to say that I own all you bitches!! Fuck all of you!

From Mike, Adam LX, and AL P


Man!! Where did you get that polished Altenator?

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Chop-Chop

trixiebaby
08-21-2001, 12:24 AM
Originally posted by AdamLX:
Good God man, that was some serious fun last night. It was far from a sausage fest actually...you feeling left out because you might have missed a sausage fest?

There was a good 'pole to hole' ratio as I heard it put. Some bitches rollin around being lesbos and what not, Kwality!
And what would a good party be without the Po-Po's.

Damn the man.




yes the pole to HOLE ratio was good... LOL

"fighten for the HOLE"

http://64.81.114.233/ubb/wink.gif I had a blast...sorry you two didn't show for bar dallas saturday night!! http://64.81.114.233/ubb/wink.gif

next weekend my friends... next weekend!

KiwiGT
08-21-2001, 12:55 AM
Sowwy NicHole. I ended up feeling ooky the rest of the weekend. I just self medicated and slept. Still feeling kinda bad, but better. http://64.81.114.233/ubb/wink.gif

And HELL YES its on for next weekend. http://64.81.114.233/ubb/tongue.gif

Dolomite
08-22-2001, 04:29 PM
Originally posted by Ethan Hunt:
If this is my mission I choose to accept it...

Your mission is to stop being such a stupid gimmick.

Mr Evil
08-23-2001, 02:17 AM
Form of Beer Can!