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KiwiGT
07-31-2001, 08:27 AM
The mean things I usually reserve for you, is involuntarily being said.

Let me lay some groundwork in my own defense...I had to go to the grocery store late at night. I HATE going to the grocery store, and wouldn't have gone if we hadn't been out of diet coke and tea. I was dying of thirst, the last thing I had to drink was a margarita at 2:30. Sp I was pissed off, thirsty, and tired. I walk into Albertson's and follow in 2 women. The one that was leading the line was HUGE! I mean, 6 ft tall 300 lbs of BIG OL BITCH, and there was another woman between me and her. So walkin' to the produce section, and she just stops. In the middle of the aisle, so noone can pass. The woman who's in front of me clears her throat, and she still WON'T MOVE.
Now, for those of you who know me, I am a really nice person. Actually pretty quiet, and friendly to everyone.
So, out of nowehere, I just blurt out "If you didn't take up the entire aisle, maybe other people could get their shopping done". The woman in front of me sounded like she just choked, and it wasn't until that moment that I really REALIZED the enormity of this monstrously huge female. She probably could have eaten me, and still had room for desert. She turned around and glared at me, and the only coherent thoughts going through my head were "How dumb will this sound when people ask why I'm in the hospital and Adam tells them I got beat up in the produce aisle", and thanking god for the woman separating us. She moved though, and I walked by really quickly.

I know, I finally got my paybacks. I'm just trying to figure out if this is a sign of addiction, or that I'm becoming a bitch in real life.

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FunFordCobra IS my bitch.

ALLAN
07-31-2001, 10:28 AM
I would have yelled, "Hey Kool-aid!!!". http://64.81.114.233/ubb/biggrin.gif

Its a good thing the beached whale didn't eat you. Guess she doesn't like Kiwi.....lol

Denny
07-31-2001, 10:30 AM
Kiesha, you're babbling again.

KiwiGT
07-31-2001, 10:57 AM
Denny, I'll kick your ass again. http://64.81.114.233/ubb/tongue.gif

Denny
07-31-2001, 10:57 AM
NOT AGAIN!!!!

michelle95gt
07-31-2001, 11:21 AM
remind me to stay out of your way from now on! what a bitch you are! http://64.81.114.233/ubb/smile.gif

Denny
07-31-2001, 11:24 AM
Ya, what she said! Don't make me put the Vodka out of reach little girl!

KiwiGT
07-31-2001, 11:37 AM
Haha, are ya gonna do like Adam does? Hold it a few inched above my head and make me jump for it?

And I'm not mean!

Denny
07-31-2001, 11:43 AM
Originally posted by KiwiGT:
Haha, are ya gonna do like Adam does? Hold it a few inched above my head and make me jump for it?

Ya, but I'm talkin' about a Vodka bottle....

KiwiGT
07-31-2001, 11:47 AM
You BITCH.

Denny
07-31-2001, 11:50 AM
Originally posted by KiwiGT:
You BITCH.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA (Gasp) HAHAHAHAHA!

The Big Matt
07-31-2001, 11:56 AM
fat girls need love too

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76 Maverick
07-31-2001, 03:29 PM
AHH...AHH...AHH...AHH...STAYIN ALIVE...STAYIN ALIVE..... http://64.81.114.233/ubb/biggrin.gif

tex
07-31-2001, 04:33 PM
Originally posted by Denny:
Ya, but I'm talkin' about a Vodka bottle....



LOLOLOL!!!!! oh man... my stomach hurts... whoo.. thats funny.


And I would have stepped on your punk ass little girl!! http://64.81.114.233/ubb/biggrin.gif

Five Point Slow
07-31-2001, 07:27 PM
Hmm.. ive never noticed u talking shit on here before.

KiwiGT
08-01-2001, 12:03 AM
Yea, but who's the unlucky fellow who's gonna do a gorilla?

razastang
08-01-2001, 12:13 AM
Originally posted by Silverback:
fat girls need love too



it's not winter yet >:-)

Sergio
08-01-2001, 12:16 AM
Here we go again.

FunFordCobra
08-01-2001, 06:52 AM
Your lucky that big momma didnt take you out. One flick of her turcky arm and it would have demolished your bitch ass! You know you were at the store buying xxl jumbo tampax.

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347 stroker: 373 Hp 468 Ft Lbs on motor
200 Big Shot
C-4 auto 4.11 gears
26x10.5 MT streets
and Kiwi GT is a BITCH with no BRAIN!

KiwiGT
08-01-2001, 11:11 AM
No kiddin'! She could have sat on me, and no more Kiwi!
You're missing my "womanly time" by about 2 weeks. http://64.81.114.233/ubb/tongue.gif

76 Maverick
08-01-2001, 11:19 AM
Way more info than we needed...thanks! http://64.81.114.233/ubb/biggrin.gif

Originally posted by KiwiGT:
No kiddin'! She could have sat on me, and no more Kiwi!
You're missing my "womanly time" by about 2 weeks. http://64.81.114.233/ubb/tongue.gif

KiwiGT
08-01-2001, 11:35 AM
I'm not the one who brought it up.

tex
08-01-2001, 01:08 PM
Will you two stop flirting and just fuck? Please?

KiwiGT
08-01-2001, 01:12 PM
I'm not his type. I don't have a dick.

And anyhoo, I can't have sex with a man that outweighs me by 200 lbs...I might be crushed...

FunFordCobra
08-01-2001, 01:13 PM
Ewwwwwwwwwww! 300 lbs vs. 98. Dont think it would work. Plus it would be like being with a 15 yrold.<----not that Id know...

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http://carmeet.dfwstangs.net/ffcobra.jpg

347 stroker: 373 Hp 468 Ft Lbs on motor
200 Big Shot
C-4 auto 4.11 gears
26x10.5 MT streets
and Kiwi GT is dumb bitch with PMS 24/7:p

KiwiGT
08-01-2001, 01:15 PM
Man, I don't even look 15...more along the lines of 12...
Adam is secretly a pedophile.

tex
08-01-2001, 01:19 PM
Originally posted by KiwiGT:
Man, I don't even look 15...more along the lines of 12...
Adam is secretly a pedophile.

12?? 12 yr olds shouldn't wear makeup. I always knew something was wrong about that boy....

FunFordCobra
08-01-2001, 01:19 PM
Look 15....
Act 12....
is more like it.....

P.S.you are on the rag

KiwiGT
08-01-2001, 01:25 PM
Now ya know Ross. http://64.81.114.233/ubb/tongue.gif

How do you know when or if I am on the rag? You been nosing through my garbage or something?

FunFordCobra
08-02-2001, 12:10 AM
Dont lie! You would have loved being sat on by the fat ass ,you lil butt plug you!:P

FunFordCobra
08-02-2001, 12:36 AM
BIOTCH!


p.s.B-I-O-T-C-H!!!!

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http://carmeet.dfwstangs.net/ffcobra.jpg

347 stroker: 373 Hp 468 Ft Lbs on motor
200 Big Shot
C-4 auto 4.11 gears
26x10.5 MT streets
and Kiwi GT is dumb bitch with PMS 24/7:p

KiwiGT
08-02-2001, 12:43 AM
I'm not into the anal thing, but don't give up hope yet! You may soon be able to find a special someone to ram it in your rear. http://64.81.114.233/ubb/tongue.gif


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FunFordCobra IS my bitch.