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bsharer
06-13-2001, 01:36 PM
I could...have the fastest car in the world if... Brad was turning wrenches on it.
Post em up!!!
turbopaez
06-13-2001, 01:37 PM
Not a bad idea.....hehehehehehe.....
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2K2 LS1
06-13-2001, 01:38 PM
Pretty funny bryan. http://64.81.114.233/ubb/rolleyes.gif
If my grandma had balls she COULD be my grandpa....
302_plus_a_few
06-13-2001, 01:39 PM
I could have the only LS1 motor on DFWStangs that is about to explode if Brad Marsh wasn't on here...
AnotherRedHead
06-13-2001, 01:39 PM
Brad could, have straight teeth, if his parents had gotten him braces!
bsharer
06-13-2001, 01:39 PM
I could get my teeth fixed if we had a good dental plan.
I COULD be Brad's real daddy....
2K2 LS1
06-13-2001, 01:40 PM
Nick could have had a clear complextion if he had clearasil.
Bryan could have hair if he used rogaine.
Al P's car would be running if he hadn't ragged on it.
bsharer
06-13-2001, 01:41 PM
Brad could go 9's if he wanted to.
AnotherRedHead
06-13-2001, 01:41 PM
Originally posted by AL P:
I COULD be Brad's real daddy....
if you took enough drugs and drank enough alcohol to screw his mama!
Brad COULD go without a colostomy bag IF Leon hadn't worn his asshole out so bad that it hangs out like a doorknob
2K2 LS1
06-13-2001, 01:42 PM
I could have a baby shit green fairmont like bryan's if every junk yard would quit laughing at me when I ask and tell me where I could get one.
bsharer
06-13-2001, 01:43 PM
Originally posted by AL P:
Brad COULD go without a colostomy bag IF Leon hadn't worn his asshole out so bad that it hangs out like a doorknob
I could die laughing from reading that!
AL could look like brad if I hit him in the mouth with a hammer.
bsharer
06-13-2001, 01:44 PM
Originally posted by 2K1 LS1:
I could have a baby shit green fairmont like bryan's if every junk yard would quit laughing at me when I ask and tell me where I could get one.
You could shit all over yourself if you had a car as quick as the Fairmont.
302_plus_a_few
06-13-2001, 01:44 PM
I could never post another ---
<h1>BOOM BITCH!!!!</h1>
again so as not to piss off O2BQIK. NOT!!!!
[This message has been edited by 302_plus_a_few (edited 06-13-2001).]
AnotherRedHead
06-13-2001, 01:45 PM
Originally posted by mike:
AL could look like brad if I hit him in the mouth with a hammer.
IM sorry but I can't stop laughing from this one! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
302_plus_a_few
06-13-2001, 01:46 PM
Originally posted by bsharer:
I could die laughing from reading that!
I could have gone without that mental image!
2K2 LS1
06-13-2001, 01:47 PM
I could lose all my hair if I had to work on a clunker like the fairmont too.
bsharer
06-13-2001, 01:48 PM
Brad could say something good if he would take Chris c*ck out of his mouth.
I could eat through chicken wire if I had a mouth full of broken glass for teeth.
Girls can too
06-13-2001, 01:52 PM
I could have real friends if I didn't know you guys!
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2K2 LS1
06-13-2001, 01:53 PM
I could give a shit and get upset; but this shit is hilarious. I think it is funny when people 10-20 years older than have to stoop to my level and make fun of me. I thought they would be too uppidy with there high paying jobs to frequent a car site but guess I was wrong.
Girls can too
06-13-2001, 01:53 PM
Originally posted by AL P:
Brad COULD go without a colostomy bag IF Leon hadn't worn his asshole out so bad that it hangs out like a doorknob
ROLFLMFAO!!!!!! SICK..SICK..SICK!
Al P could be a millionare if he didn't talk like THAT!!! hahahaha!
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I COULD get a real job IF I wasn't a pathetic turd....
I could suck my own dick....IF I never wanted to leave the house again!
2K2 LS1
06-13-2001, 01:55 PM
I could have a hot rod like bryan or Al P if I was mature and had a good paying job. http://64.81.114.233/ubb/rolleyes.gif
bsharer
06-13-2001, 01:57 PM
Brad could live at home with mommy and daddy for ever if Chris wouldnt get upset for him copying his gig.
AnotherRedHead
06-13-2001, 01:57 PM
AL P could quit sucking cock, if he didn't like the taste!!!
Brad could quit sucking cock, if Chris would let him.
Bryan could quit sucking cock, if Carrie would let him!!! http://64.81.114.233/ubb/wink.gif
Originally posted by 2K1 LS1:
I could have a hot rod like bryan or Al P if I was mature and had a good paying job. http://64.81.114.233/ubb/rolleyes.gif
I think you would probably have to have your head out of your ass too...
AnotherRedHead
06-13-2001, 01:58 PM
Originally posted by AL P:
I think you would probably have to have your head out of your ass too...
He also needs to take the cock outta his mouth!
Originally posted by AnotherRedHead:
AL P could quit sucking cock, if he didn't like the taste!!!
Brad could quit sucking cock, if Chris would let him.
Bryan could quit sucking cock, if Carrie would let him!!! http://64.81.114.233/ubb/wink.gif
ARH COULD be getting his ass scraped up off the highway with a shovel IF he doesn't quit riding that bike at 150 mph....
bsharer
06-13-2001, 01:59 PM
I could throw this in here...
http://www.WetBeaverInc.com/win_dec.jpg
...if we needed to start talking about beavers.
[This message has been edited by bsharer (edited 06-13-2001).]
2K2 LS1
06-13-2001, 01:59 PM
Prob so Al P. So what do you net like 65-70k/yr; does that make you wise and prosperous?
Originally posted by 2K1 LS1:
Prob so Al P. So what do you net like 65-70k/yr; does that make you wise and prosperous?
NO, that makes me more prosperous than YOU and that is all that counts junior. As for wise, hell that is so obvious its not even funny, you want to go out and race a car you can't even fuckin work on and then get on here and act like you are a bad ass....
AnotherRedHead
06-13-2001, 02:02 PM
Originally posted by AL P:
ARH COULD be getting his ass scraped up off the highway with a shovel IF he doesn't quit riding that bike at 150 mph....
Well, I took it to my buddys shop to put inside on display so he could sell it for me. So I wont ride the bitch again until its sold!
Originally posted by AnotherRedHead:
Well, I took it to my buddys shop to put inside on display so he could sell it for me. So I wont ride the bitch again until its sold!
Good idea, get you an LS1 and have Brad work on it...nice and slow and safe....
302_plus_a_few
06-13-2001, 02:05 PM
Originally posted by AnotherRedHead:
Well, I took it to my buddys shop to put inside on display so he could sell it for me. So I wont ride the bitch again until its sold!
ARH could give new meaning to the old joke - "What's the last thing to go through a bugs mind as he smacks the windshield" if he doesn't sell that thing!
The Big Matt
06-13-2001, 02:07 PM
Brad could get laid one day, if he would remove his mouth from Mary's teet.
KiwiGT
06-13-2001, 02:08 PM
I could post something funny here..if I wasn't laughing so hard at all you turd burglars. http://64.81.114.233/ubb/tongue.gif
Or afraid I'll be next... http://64.81.114.233/ubb/wink.gif
http://www.stopdrugs.org/images/photos/barbituates_id.jpg
Bryan... are these the 200 pills you were looking for? I could only find 23, but it's getting closer to 200. Did someone say 200???
I'm going to put a two stage kit on my daily driver....100 on the first stage and 100 on the second...do you guys think it can hold up to a 160 shot or not?
bsharer
06-13-2001, 02:11 PM
Brad could count to 200 if everybody lined up and held out their hands and took off their shoes and socks.
Girls can too
06-13-2001, 02:14 PM
I COULD be getting some work done...IF I wasn't refreshing this thread over and over! http://64.81.114.233/ubb/smile.gif
bsharer
06-13-2001, 02:16 PM
Maybe I could introduce myself to Bradly the next time I saw him if I wasnt scared he'd knaw my arm off with that grill!
AnotherRedHead
06-13-2001, 02:21 PM
Originally posted by bsharer:
Maybe I could introduce myself to Bradly the next time I saw him if I wasnt scared he'd knaw my arm off with that grill!
lol
The Big Matt
06-13-2001, 02:22 PM
Maybe Brad could get his teeth fixed, if his parents would buy a can opener.
302_plus_a_few
06-13-2001, 02:23 PM
Originally posted by bsharer:
I could throw this in here...
http://www.WetBeaverInc.com/win_dec.jpg
...if we needed to start talking about beavers.
[This message has been edited by bsharer (edited 06-13-2001).]
I could add this thread to the P.D.S. archive now that you have degraded this post!
blk93cpe
06-13-2001, 02:23 PM
Originally posted by bsharer:
Maybe I could introduce myself to Bradly the next time I saw him if I wasnt scared he'd knaw my arm off with that grill!
LOL!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
2K2 LS1
06-13-2001, 02:23 PM
Go ahead bryan I don't bite anything but cinder blocks. http://64.81.114.233/ubb/wink.gif Al P I never said I was bad ass you are geeting this out of context.
302_plus_a_few
06-13-2001, 02:24 PM
Brad's car would stop running altogether if Chris stopped working on it....
AnotherRedHead
06-13-2001, 02:24 PM
learn to spell!!!
2K2 LS1
06-13-2001, 02:27 PM
I could buy another coupe and be like all yall. http://64.81.114.233/ubb/rolleyes.gif
When did AL P get a coupe?
302_plus_a_few
06-13-2001, 02:29 PM
Originally posted by 2K1 LS1:
I could buy another coupe and be like all yall. http://64.81.114.233/ubb/rolleyes.gif
I could believe that if I wasn't thinking out load - "Does Chris still work on Mustangs? I thought he was an LS1 guy now."
bsharer
06-13-2001, 02:39 PM
We could let this thread fall to the bottom but what fun would that be if it did?
Originally posted by mike:
When did AL P get a coupe?
That 200 shot was so powerful it blew out the back hatch and turned it into a coupe. Did someone say 200?
bsharer
06-13-2001, 02:42 PM
Brad could have said it was only 160 shot if he hadnt posted it all over the net that it was really a 200 shot!
Hey bryan 160, 200 what is the difference, don't you owe me $200? Well you can just give me $160...that is the same!!
Slowbra
06-13-2001, 02:47 PM
http://www.litb.com/BEAVER3.JPG
http://64.81.114.233/ubb/smile.gif
Originally posted by Girls can too:
I COULD be getting some work done...IF I wasn't refreshing this thread over and over! http://64.81.114.233/ubb/smile.gif
Like wise. http://64.81.114.233/ubb/biggrin.gif
AnotherRedHead
06-13-2001, 02:49 PM
BEAVER!!!!
bsharer
06-13-2001, 02:54 PM
I could see how Brad would think 160 looks like 200 if he had Chris's baby gravy in his eyes!
302_plus_a_few
06-13-2001, 02:59 PM
Brad could be confusing the 160 shot with the wet dream he had the other night about being on the cover of Gay Men magazine after blowing 160 of San Francisco's finest!
Originally posted by 302_plus_a_few:
Brad could be confusing the 160 shot with the wet dream he had the other night about being on the cover of Gay Men magazine after blowing 160 of San Francisco's finest!
I think he lost count, was it 160 or 200, oh yea, that doesn't matter. Damn that is a lot of gunk for him to suck up, I bet he looked like he fell in the galze vat at the Krispy Kreme store...
2K2 LS1
06-13-2001, 03:01 PM
302 you old fuck you are confusing me with your fantasies. http://64.81.114.233/ubb/mad.gif
2K2 LS1
06-13-2001, 03:03 PM
Al P all you ever think about is food?
I can see the name of that pictorial...
"San Fran's crooked tooth cocksucker takes on 200 studs and cums up hungry for more!"
BYBOTIE
06-13-2001, 03:04 PM
I could sit with my legs closed if I could get you bitches off my nuttzzzzzzzzz http://64.81.114.233/ubb/biggrin.gif
bsharer
06-13-2001, 03:04 PM
Brad could get Krispy Kreme to sponsor his car if it was actually donut glaze on his face.
http://www.krispykreme.com/images/kklogo.gif
BYBOTIE
06-13-2001, 03:16 PM
Originally posted by bsharer:
Brad could get Krispy Kreme to sponsor his car if it was actually donut glaze on his face.
http://www.krispykreme.com/images/kklogo.gif
ding,ding,ding..............we have a winner!!! Funniest post on this link.
Slowbra
06-13-2001, 03:29 PM
I could have said "Hi!" to Brad the other day, but instead I said "BOOM!"
KiwiGT
06-13-2001, 03:34 PM
hey slowbra...this is a "could...if..." thread...
Not a "picture, statement" thread! http://64.81.114.233/ubb/tongue.gif
racegirl
06-16-2001, 07:17 PM
I will smack a newbie bitch, I mean "woman", if she doesn't quit talkin shit out her paxton blow hole
4DRSS
08-20-2003, 10:14 AM
The first thread posted in the Smackatorium. This is where it all started :D
Originally posted by 4DRSS
The first thread posted in the Smackatorium. This is where it all started :D
Now this is some old shit!
Denny
08-20-2003, 03:43 PM
Actually, there were older ones, but I guess they've been put in the sacred archives.
badjimmihat
08-20-2003, 10:16 PM
yall are crazy, i love it.
turbostang
09-04-2003, 10:48 PM
Originally posted by AL P
Brad COULD go without a colostomy bag IF Leon hadn't worn his asshole out so bad that it hangs out like a doorknob
dude.. that was some seriously funny shit
J&J Stangs
09-07-2003, 08:59 PM
AL P has a black belt in smackfu!:D
lowthreeohz
09-08-2003, 10:19 AM
i could finish my coupe, if whiteboy would stop stealin all my shit.
:(
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