Gonna feed my Snake a Firebird [Archive]

98COBRA#770

11-14-2002, 02:25 PM

Here in BFE fast cars are as rare as people who use there blinker.

A butt whipe down the road has bought what looks like a
F-body firebird LT-1 six speed and thinks that every time
he drives by my house he must spin out. I run out after
the sixth time and chase him to the gas station were his
scank gets out and says he does not have time to waste on
"THAT". I go home......seconds later he blows them off as he
goes by.....I go to his house knock on the door and ask the
kids (he didn't answer) were the guy is that drives that red car.
They say he's in the bathroom so I just ask them to have him
stop by ANYTIME. It is my mission to smoke his ass!
I have raced enough LS-1's with ram air (stock mind you)
that I know I'll brake it off in him.

Monsoon X

11-14-2002, 02:28 PM

Did som bodie cay sumtheng?

98COBRA#770

11-14-2002, 02:36 PM

Do you have a dictionary sticking out of your butt.

So I can't spell it's not my fault Bill Gate's can't perfect spell
checker.

Do you drive a F-body?

98COBRA#770

11-14-2002, 02:52 PM

Sorry smart ass let me ask again.

Dew hew drive a fbodee?

QUIKAG

11-14-2002, 02:53 PM

Great story!! You should just beat his ass, take his car, and then drive it off a bridge. That'll take care of your problems!! :rolleyes: :p :D

Monsoon X

11-14-2002, 02:56 PM

Originally posted by 98COBRA#770
Do you have a dictionary sticking out of your butt.

So I can't spell it's not my fault Bill Gate's can't perfect spell
checker.

Do you drive a F-body?

Whi are you flaming me for? What dide I dou?

Wario

11-14-2002, 02:58 PM

Originally posted by 98COBRA#770

Do you drive a F-body?

Please dont rub it in, even he is not happy about his car of choice.:p

98COBRA#770

11-14-2002, 03:05 PM

My bad..............more proof F-body guys are cool. LOL

BottleFed342Vert

11-14-2002, 03:46 PM

Hey, Monsoon X you obviously got the point so whats it matter????????:rolleyes:

Monsoon X

11-14-2002, 03:48 PM

Originally posted by 98cobra281
Hey, Monsoon X you obviously got the point so whats it matter????????:rolleyes:

What was the point?

BottleFed342Vert

11-14-2002, 03:50 PM

:eek: Way to play it off :eek:

Monsoon X

11-14-2002, 03:51 PM

Any of you Cobras fast enough to beat a lightly modded F-bod?

BottleFed342Vert

11-14-2002, 03:54 PM

Depends on your version of lighlty modded??

black on black coupe

11-14-2002, 04:01 PM

The point is that the firechicken cant hang!!!!!! :D :D :D :cool:

BottleFed342Vert

11-14-2002, 04:08 PM

I agree :D

Vitriol

11-14-2002, 07:57 PM

What is it about Cobras that make their drivers fucktards?

Or maybe the question should be: What is it about Cobras that draws in a high percentage of fucktards?

TexasDevilDog

11-14-2002, 08:04 PM

Originally posted by Monsoon X
Any of you Cobras fast enough to beat a lightly modded F-bod?

Heck I can even hang with the completely totally stock LS1s with the lid and cut-outs. :D

Kaji

11-14-2002, 08:10 PM

Originally posted by Vitriol
What is it about Cobras that make their drivers fucktards?

Or maybe the question should be: What is it about Cobras that draws in a high percentage of fucktards?

The world may never know.

black on black coupe

11-14-2002, 08:13 PM

Vitriol I hope you know, you are callin half the people on this website fucktards :rolleyes:

BottleFed342Vert

11-14-2002, 08:29 PM

Its the other way around, most 90percent of ls1-lt1 driver's are "fucktards" and ohhhhhh thats a good one:rolleyes:

TexasDevilDog

11-14-2002, 08:34 PM

Originally posted by 98cobra281
Its the other way around, most 90percent of ls1-lt1 driver's are "fucktards" and ohhhhhh thats a good one:rolleyes:

Na it is mainly LS1 guys that are fucktarts. I know some cool LT1 owners. :cool:

BottleFed342Vert

11-14-2002, 08:38 PM

I agree

TexasDevilDog

11-14-2002, 08:40 PM

Originally posted by TexasDevilDog
Na it is mainly LS1 guys that are fucktarts. I know some cool LT1 owners. :cool:

Except for JC he is cool.

Originally posted by Monsoon X
Whi are you flaming me for?

Sooo many guys are flaming for you, huh? :D

Vitriol

11-14-2002, 08:43 PM

Originally posted by black on black coupe
Vitriol I hope you know, you are callin half the people on this website fucktards :rolleyes:

I quiver in fear.

z28ss21

11-14-2002, 08:45 PM

Damn, this thread is full of fucking idiots!

TexasDevilDog

11-14-2002, 08:47 PM

Oops, I forgot Cliff is cool too. Oh, also Teddy. Add lane in there too, just so I can get a discout on tires.

z28ss21

11-14-2002, 08:49 PM

Originally posted by TexasDevilDog
Oops, I forgot Cliff is cool too. Oh, also Teddy. Add lane in there too, just so I can get a discout on tires.

lol....I didn't mean you, but funny post none the less.

black on black coupe

11-14-2002, 08:54 PM

Vitriol, why dont you come to my town and get your ass handed to you by a cobra :D

Boss Hogg

11-14-2002, 09:28 PM

Originally posted by TexasDevilDog
Oops, I forgot Cliff is cool too. Oh, also Teddy. Add lane in there too, just so I can get a discout on tires.
Thanks!:mad:

90GT50

11-14-2002, 09:42 PM

Originally posted by David Z28
Thanks!:mad:
richard, you forgot david, oh wait, there was a reason for that, silly me!:rolleyes::D j/k david, good luck with the job hunt:)
Jeremy

Vitriol

11-14-2002, 09:43 PM

Originally posted by black on black coupe
Vitriol, why dont you come to my town and get your ass handed to you by a cobra :D

Why would I have to come there? Is your vaunted Cobra not reliable enough to make it past the city limit sign?

BottleFed342Vert

11-14-2002, 09:48 PM

Why would the guy wanna go waste his time on you ????:D

BottleFed342Vert

11-14-2002, 09:49 PM

Vitriol what mods do you have on whatever car you have?:cool:

BottleFed342Vert

11-14-2002, 09:54 PM

Vitriol if your car is a bolt on car that guy will come to dallas and run you not this weekend but next. He has to work this weekend.

ClockwrkOrangeS4

11-14-2002, 09:56 PM

I'm not so bad(and stock)

z28ss21

11-14-2002, 09:56 PM

Originally posted by 98cobra281
Vitriol if your car is a bolt on car that guy will come to dallas and run you not this weekend but next. He has to work this weekend.

You can edit you post, so you don't have to post three times in a row. You stupid fuck.

BottleFed342Vert

11-14-2002, 09:57 PM

Bitch ill post as many times as I want I dont have to have your permission.

Vitriol

11-14-2002, 09:58 PM

Originally posted by 98cobra281
Why would the guy wanna go waste his time on you ????:D

I don't know, he's the one who wanted to race. Why don't you roll over and ask him yourself?

Originally posted by 98cobra281
Vitriol what mods do you have on whatever car you have?:cool:

If he's so sure his Cobra can hand me my ass, why should he care?

So he can backpedal and attempt to remove the feet from his mouth?

Originally posted by 98cobra281
Vitriol if your car is a bolt on car that guy will come to dallas and run you not this weekend but next. He has to work this weekend.

Bolt-on car? Well, some items are held on with screws, but its mostly bolted together. And it seems I was right, let the backpedalling begin!

z28ss21

11-14-2002, 09:59 PM

Originally posted by 98cobra281
Bitch ill post as many times as I want I dont have to have your permission.

LMAO......Your a fucking tool.

BottleFed342Vert

11-14-2002, 09:59 PM

Hold up the guy with the cobra has no idea this is going on ???:rolleyes: hahahaha shit talking is half the fun of racing but foreal guys we just wanna meet every1 and run for fun.... :D

black on black coupe

11-14-2002, 10:11 PM

Why cant we just all get along?:p

Mystic96

11-14-2002, 10:46 PM

Originally posted by z28ss21
LMAO......Your a fucking tool.

Are you drunk??

z28ss21

11-14-2002, 11:00 PM

Originally posted by Mystic96
Are you drunk??

Maybe!

musclestang89

11-14-2002, 11:15 PM

Originally posted by ClockwrkOrangeSS
I'm not so bad(and stock)

I think your alright cause you got the dancing Spiderman:D . Everytime I see that i laugh, and I have no idea why:rolleyes:

Brandon

2cammer97

11-14-2002, 11:17 PM

Originally posted by z28ss21
Maybe!

hmmm, thursday night, in lubbock, i'm gonna venture to say that CLIFF IS TOE UP!! :D

marcus

mike89lx

11-15-2002, 01:31 AM

Take it easy on the newbies guys.

Vitriol are you this big of a smart ass in person? just wondering

98 Cobra,
I have to drive to Ivanhoe every 2 weeks to pick up my daughter, and drive through Bonham. Let's just say I think the KKK has a chapter up their.:eek

Mike89lx,01 Cobra

BottleFed342Vert

11-15-2002, 08:34 AM

Lol I think your right we are in the sticks hehehe, only 30miles from sherman/denison though.:D

98COBRA#770

11-15-2002, 09:04 AM

SWEET MOTHER OF GOD!

WHAT THE HELL!

This is a kill story (so I thought for stangs) site.

Well here ya go while all this drama for your mama is going on
here. The Red Firebird and I get together and he has bad
plug wires. He is checking on getting them and we are going to
put them on and then go play. The guy is OK after all.....as for
everyone else can you say Denton. I'm game for coming back
next weekend (got plans this weekend).

Hay seeds here lets just say I know where they got most
of the cast for Deliverance.

On the good side Doug Mangrum and the Bob Utter crew is just
15 miles in Bells (even smaller if you can believe that).

INSERT SMACK TALK HERE:

TexasDevilDog

11-15-2002, 10:11 AM

Originally posted by David Z28
Thanks!:mad:

Your not cool, you pick on all us slow Cobras. :(

94redcobra

11-15-2002, 11:46 AM

take it to him...:D

Boss Hogg

11-15-2002, 12:12 PM

Originally posted by TexasDevilDog
Your not cool, you pick on all us slow Cobras. :(
It's not my fault that most Cobras are slow. :(

morey

11-15-2002, 12:15 PM

david said most cobra????most is the key word a few months ago you would have said all...:D david do you have the gears in your car???