Odiopopulis50
09-17-2002, 12:02 AM
There once was a little 5 year old that stayed at home with his mother. One day, while his father was at work he was just running his mother CRAZY, so she told him to just go hang out with the construction workers across the street for the rest of the day. He quickly ran across the street, and seemed to fit right in. A couple hours passed and she was fixing lunch just to look out and see him eating on of the workers' burgers and carrying along with them. 4:30 rolled around, and his mom decided that it was time for him to come in to eat dinner, however the construction workers don't get off until 5, not 4:30. So, she reluctantly let him stay outside for the last half our. 5 rolled around and he came in to a fixed dinner (yea, I know...who eats dinner that early???) and sat down at the table to eat. His mother began questioning him on what he learned that day, so he asked her..."Do you really want me to show you?" and she replied "Of course" so he asked her for some string. She went and got it...then he placed her across the room from him and began to instruct her. "Pull it tight" "A bit to the right" "No, back to the left" "Now just a cunt hair to the right again" And she threw down her side of the string and told him "Now, you go get me a switch!" he simply replied "Fuck you butch, that's the electrician's job"