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J&J Stangs
09-16-2002, 12:49 PM
I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.

How about never? Is never good for you?

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

I'm easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.

It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.

Ahhh... I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

I am presently visualizing duct tape over your mouth.

What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

And your cry-baby whiny-assed opinion would be...?

Do I look like a people person?

This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

If I throw a stick, will you leave?

Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?

CRASH
09-18-2002, 12:40 AM
Originally posted by J&J Stangs
This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.


I'm going to print that one off and hang it up on the wall at my store !!

-Aaron

Wild Stallion
09-18-2002, 01:35 AM
Let's wrap some oily rags around your ankles so the ants won't get to your candy ass.