Wild Stallion
09-14-2002, 01:15 AM
The bartender at the jungle bar was wandering what the little mouse was whispering in the giraffe's ear to make her look so excited. In just a little while, they left together.
The next evening the mouse was back, but looked like he had been run through a wringer, run over by a bus, eaten by a wolf and shit off a cliff. The bartender walked over and said, "Damn! you look like hell, what the fuck happened to you?" The mouse looked up and said, I'll never go out with another giraffe, ....between all the kissing and fucking, I musta ran 300 miles."
The next evening the mouse was back, but looked like he had been run through a wringer, run over by a bus, eaten by a wolf and shit off a cliff. The bartender walked over and said, "Damn! you look like hell, what the fuck happened to you?" The mouse looked up and said, I'll never go out with another giraffe, ....between all the kissing and fucking, I musta ran 300 miles."