sassystang
09-12-2002, 12:19 AM
As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a
man to see a naked woman who is not his wife. So this
Saturday at 2:00pm Eastern time all North American
women are asked to walk out of their house completely
naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for
this anti-terrorist effort. All men are to position
themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to
prove they think it's okay to see other women nude and
to show support for their fellow sisters. And since
the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold
six-pack at your side is futher proof of your
anti-Taliban sentiment.
The United States of America appreciates your efforts
to root out terrorists and applauds your
participation.
God Bless America !!
man to see a naked woman who is not his wife. So this
Saturday at 2:00pm Eastern time all North American
women are asked to walk out of their house completely
naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for
this anti-terrorist effort. All men are to position
themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to
prove they think it's okay to see other women nude and
to show support for their fellow sisters. And since
the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold
six-pack at your side is futher proof of your
anti-Taliban sentiment.
The United States of America appreciates your efforts
to root out terrorists and applauds your
participation.
God Bless America !!