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Cartman
09-08-2002, 08:52 PM
An elephant and a mouse are walking together through the jungle
when the elephant falls into a very large hole. The hole is so
large that try as he might, the elephant is unable to climb out.

So the mouse says, "Hang around, I'll get something to drag you
out with" and leaves. A little while later the mouse returns driving
a Porsche and with a rope tied to the bumper bar and he drags the
elephant out of the hole.

The two friends continue their stroll through the jungle when all
of a sudden, the mouse falls into a hole. The elephant immediately
stands over the hole and squatting over it, lowers his penis so
the mouse can grab it and lift himself out of the hole.

The moral of this story is that "If your dick is long enough
you dont need a Porsche."

:D

outatime
09-09-2002, 12:43 AM
Porsche..... There is no substitution :D

CRASH
09-10-2002, 09:04 PM
LMFAO !!! That's a funny one !!

-Aaron

Kaji
09-11-2002, 10:53 PM
dumb

J&J Stangs
09-12-2002, 04:59 AM
What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?

The Porsche's prick is on the inside.:D