jrmcm
09-06-2002, 05:14 PM
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf hiding behind a log.
"My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf," she says.
The wold jumps up and runs away.
Farther down the road, she sees the wolf crouching behind a bush.
"My waht big ears you have, Mr. Wolf," she says.
Again, the wolf jumps up and runs off down the road.
Still later, the girl again sees the wolf crouching behind a rock.
"My, what big teeth you have, Mr. Wolf," she says.
"Will you fuck off?" screams the wolf. "I'm trying to take a dump!"
"My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf," she says.
The wold jumps up and runs away.
Farther down the road, she sees the wolf crouching behind a bush.
"My waht big ears you have, Mr. Wolf," she says.
Again, the wolf jumps up and runs off down the road.
Still later, the girl again sees the wolf crouching behind a rock.
"My, what big teeth you have, Mr. Wolf," she says.
"Will you fuck off?" screams the wolf. "I'm trying to take a dump!"