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Brad88gt
08-29-2002, 01:08 PM
Its probably a repost, but I didn't see it....

Since September 11, 2001, Americans have come together as never before in
our generation. We have banded together to overcome tremendous adversity.
We have weathered direct attacks on our own soil, wars overseas, corporate
scandal, layoffs, unemployment, stock price plunges, droughts, fires, and a
myriad of economic and physical disasters both great and small. But now, we
must come together once again to overcome our greatest challenge yet.
Hundreds of Major League Baseball players in our very own nation are living
at, just below, or in most cases far above the seven-figure salary level.
And as if that weren't bad enough they could be deprived of their
life-giving pay for several months, possibly longer, as a result of the
upcoming strike situation. But you can help!

For only $20,835 a month, about $694.50 a day (that's less than the cost of
a large screen projection TV) you can help a MLB player remain economically
viable during his time of need. This contribution by no means solves the
problem as it barely covers the annual minimum salary, but it's a start, and
every little bit will help!

Although $700 may not seem like a lot of money to you, to a baseball player
it could mean the difference between spending the strike golfing in Florida
or on a Mediterranean cruise. For you, seven hundred dollars is nothing more
than a month's rent, half a mortgage payment, two unemployment checks, or a
month of medical insurance with COBRA, but to a baseball player, $700 will
partially replace his daily salary.

Your commitment of less than $700 a day will enable a player to buy that
home entertainment center, trade in the year-old Lexus for a new Ferrari, or
enjoy a weekend in Rio.

HOW WILL I KNOW I'M HELPING?
Each month, you will receive a complete financial report on the player you
sponsor. Detailed information about his stocks, bonds, 401(k), real estate,
and other investment holdings will be mailed to your home. Plus, upon
signing up for this program, you will receive an unsigned photo of the
player lounging during the strike on a beach somewhere in the Caribbean (for
a signed photo, please include an additional $150). Put the photo on your
refrigerator to remind you of other peoples' suffering.

HOW WILL HE KNOW I'M HELPING?
Your MLB player will be told that he has a SPECIAL FRIEND who just wants to
help in a time of need. Although the player won't know your name, he will be
able to make collect calls to your home via a special operator in case
additional funds are needed for unforeseen expenses.

YES, I WANT TO HELP!
I would like to sponsor a striking MLB player. My preference is checked
below:
[ ] Infielder
[ ] Outfielder
[ ] Starting Pitcher
[ ] Ace Pitcher
[ ] Entire team (Please call our 900 number to ask for the cost of a
specific team - $10 per minute)
[ ] Alex Rodriguez (Higher cost: $60,000 per day)
Please charge the account listed below $694.50 per day for the player for
the duration of the strike. Please send me a picture of the player I have
sponsored, along with an Alex Rodriguez 2001 Income Statement and my very
own Donald Fehr MLB Players Union pin to wear proudly on my hat (include $80
for hat).
Your Name: _______________________
Telephone Number: ____________________
Account Number: _____________________
Exp.Date:_______
[ ] MasterCard [ ] Visa [ ] American Express [ ] Discover
Signature: _______________________
Alternate card (when the primary card exceeds its credit limit):
Account Number: _____________________Exp.Date:_______
[ ] MasterCard [ ] Visa [ ] American Express [ ] Discover
Signature: _______________________
Mail completed form to MLB Players Union or call 1-900-SCRW-THE-FANS now to
enroll by phone ($10 per minute).
Disclaimer: Sponsors are not permitted to contact the player they have
sponsored, either in person or by other means including, but not limited to,
telephone calls, letters, e-mail, or third parties. Contributions are not
tax-deductible.

NickSVT03
08-29-2002, 01:09 PM
I got this via email yesterday. funny as hell!;)

Grant
08-29-2002, 01:10 PM
No doubt, average income for the players is $45,000 a week. 5 day week..

ALL of MLB needs to be on our front line when we go to war.

Brad88gt
08-29-2002, 01:23 PM
My girlfriend and I were talking about that last night. We were watching the news, and when they were talking about the strike, they showed a fan with a sign that said something about not forgiving them if they strike. She thought it was stupid, but I personally have no desire to go. If she gets tickets free from her work, then I might, but probably not even then. Fuck them, thats my opinion anyway.

92GreenMonster
08-29-2002, 04:10 PM
ESPN showed a sign on SC last night that read

$2.3 million... how do you guys make ends meet?

Pro athletes piss me off.

32VfromHell
08-29-2002, 04:39 PM
i dont think these million dollar atheletes who play kids games for a job will get much sympathy from blue collar workers earning 40k a year. Fuck em.

DarrenK
08-29-2002, 09:06 PM
I wish I could go on strike and force my employer to give me a pay raise. I think that just once the owners should stick together for all its worth and say NO!
I dont care if this season ends and the next or the next without a compromise, I dont mind baseball now mind you but its not like football season for me.
I wonder how long the players could hold out with their mega salaries?:confused:

negamus
08-30-2002, 03:01 AM
Won't this be their second strike? What was the first one for anyways :confused: (Don't like baseball) Hockey, now there's a sport. :D

J&J Stangs
08-31-2002, 07:56 PM
That was funny!

Fuck those over paid, over rated pussies!