Irishman

[Barbie]

One day, an Irishman named Simon took his son out on a hill with a view of the whole town and the sea. He was talking to his son about all the things he had done for the town. He said to his son, "Son, see that church down there?" "I laid the stones to build that church with my bare hands. Do they call me Simon the church builder? No." "Son, do you see that Bank down there?" "I cut the timbers from that forest over there and nailed then together." "Do they call me Simon the bank bulider? No." "Son, do you see that pier that runs into the sea?" "I swam into the sea and built the pier by hand." Do they call me Simon the pier builder? No." "Son, do you see that fence?" "I stacked the stones for that fence by hand." "Do they Simon the fence builder? No."






"But fuck one pig......."

[Drama Water]

After seeing 32VfromHell's avitar, I wonder if his name is Simon....

"the type of animal was changed to protect the innocent"

[sloestang]

booo

[Barbie]

Hey be nice it was my first joke post :(

[Shorty]

and hopefully last :D :p ;)

[Barbie]

oohhhh that was cold!!!