not sure if i told this yet?

[v6stang00]

there was a guy with a 99 civic si(98-99? not sure). it had exhaust, header, intake(and a chip i think?), lowered, and a body kit and hood. i pulled up and asked if he wanted to run and he said yeah. we went to a location and raced 4 times. 2 from a roll and 2 from a dead stop. well needless to say i smoked him bad all 4 times. well he sold the car and the new guy stalked me one night and we ran 3 times (this guy was a better driver). first time i spanked him, the second time i missed second, and the third i spanked him again. and i did this with a stock v6 mustang. i loved it.

[Wild Stallion]

Yeah but by the time the story gets out of ricedom, it'll be how his souped up saki sucking fokker tri plane super ground scraping monster tore past a Viper R/T, caused a Callaway TT vette to throw a rod while running down Billy Glidden on a 1/8th mile track while listening to hubbahubbascratch and the ditty bop band.