Sheep Issues

[doopie]

There was a man named Harold. He had a flock of sheep. He wanted to
mate the sheep. He tried and tried to mate them, but they wouldn't.

He asked his neighbor and he told Harold to try artificial
insemination. He didn't want to feel stupid, cause he didn't know what
that ment, so he said OK. "But how do you know that they are pregnant",
Harold replies.

"If they are laying down when you get up in the morning, then they are
pregnant", said the neighbor.

So the next day he loads up the flock in his truck and takes them to a
hill and screws all the sheep. After wards he is tired, so he takes them
home and goes to bed.

Early the next morning he wakes up and looks out the window. "Damn,
they are still standing" shouts Harold. So he load them in the truck and
takes them out again and screws all the sheep.

This goes on for days on in.

Finally on Friday morning he tells his wife to look outside and tell
him what she sees. In amazement she stays quiet looking out the window.

Harold says to her, "Well are they standing or laying down".

She says "No, all of them are loaded in the truck and one of them is
honking the horn"!

[Blakeski]

Lmgdao!!!!!!!!

[threefortytwo]

Great joke! I've heard another variation where a farmer is trying to get his pig pregnant. Every morning the farmer puts her in a wheelbarrow and takes her to another pen to mate. If the pig is layin' down in the morning, she's pregnant.
One morning the farmer asks his wife what the pig is doing, and she says, "it's the damndest thing, she's settin' in the wheelbarra'

Or something to that note. You tell it better. Or copy and paste it better... :burnout:

[mustang_revival]

Lol.