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whiteboy
05-15-2002, 09:23 AM
lol

bsharer
05-15-2002, 09:24 AM
Battle of the turds!

AbecX
05-15-2002, 09:26 AM
;)

AbecX
05-15-2002, 09:27 AM
Wrong Forum ass :rolleyes:

Hurley
05-15-2002, 09:28 AM
Did they both get passed by an old woman in a minivan shaking her fist?

Boss Hogg
05-15-2002, 09:29 AM
I heard they started the race in October.

whiteboy
05-15-2002, 09:29 AM
how did chris's heavy stock gt beat your stock lx coupe?? lol

AbecX
05-15-2002, 09:30 AM
Originally posted by Hurley
Did they both get passed by an old woman in a minivan shaking her fist?

No, but some dude on some rollerblades past by pretty fast :(

AbecX
05-15-2002, 09:35 AM
Originally posted by David Z28
I heard they started the race in October.

I think you've got it confused with the last time you had sex.

http://animalscience.ucdavis.edu/facilities/goat.gif

Hurley
05-15-2002, 09:36 AM
Originally posted by AbecX


I think you've got it confused with the last time you had sex.

http://animalscience.ucdavis.edu/facilities/goat.gif

LOL!!!!!!

AbecX
05-15-2002, 09:37 AM
Originally posted by Jeremy
how did chris's heavy stock gt beat your stock lx coupe?? lol

Hector told me he just filled up chris's nitrous bottle. ;)

Saleen85
05-15-2002, 09:37 AM
Originally posted by AbecX


I think you've got it confused with the last time you had sex.

http://animalscience.ucdavis.edu/facilities/goat.gif

Say mayne, you bettah nawt be put'n up no mo' peektures uv muh gurl ...

302_plus_a_few
05-15-2002, 09:40 AM
Originally posted by AbecX


I think you've got it confused with the last time you had sex.

http://animalscience.ucdavis.edu/facilities/goat.gif SMACK!! Dave, you're smartassedness is starting to wear off on the young turd!

whiteboy
05-15-2002, 09:42 AM
chris doesnt have a bottle his broke ass cant afford one much less filling it up!!!!! dumbass

White_lightning
05-15-2002, 09:44 AM
I heard AbecX went to ennis and lifted the front!!!

here is a pic..
http://209.223.12.67/images/DonkeyDumbAss.jpg

Boss Hogg
05-15-2002, 09:46 AM
Originally posted by AbecX
I think you've got it confused with the last time you had sex.
Nope, I saw your mom on Sunday and gave her a pearl necklace for Mother's Day. :D

Roscoe
05-15-2002, 09:46 AM
Originally posted by AbecX


I think you've got it confused with the last time you had sex.

http://animalscience.ucdavis.edu/facilities/goat.gif

This is how I stick it in you!!

White_lightning
05-15-2002, 09:48 AM
Originally posted by Roscoe


This is how I stick it in you!!

AbecX.. why are you telling your GF your name is pete???
http://209.223.12.67/images/Getoffsheeppete.gif

Hurley
05-15-2002, 09:50 AM
What is it with you people and goats?

AbecX
05-15-2002, 09:52 AM
Originally posted by David Z28
Nope, I saw your mom on Sunday and gave her a pearl necklace for Mother's Day. :D

My moms dead.

AbecX
05-15-2002, 09:53 AM
Originally posted by White_lightning
AbecX.. why are you telling your GF your name is pete???

The same reason you keep telling yourself your girlfriend is a girl

http://www.dfwstangs.net/hosting/UGIVEMEGAS/holyiorheoshit.jpg

AbecX
05-15-2002, 09:55 AM
Originally posted by White_lightning
I heard AbecX went to ennis and lifted the front!!!

You heard wrong muscle man, but i heard you slammed your door to hard and broke your supra :(

http://www.supras.com/sogi/personal/jmontign/jm_wck7.jpg

White_lightning
05-15-2002, 09:58 AM
abex.. your woman looks alot better!!
http://www.rupaul.com/gallery_img/ru_calendar_05.jpg

Boss Hogg
05-15-2002, 09:58 AM
Originally posted by AbecX
My moms dead.
Then who did I meet at your house?

White_lightning
05-15-2002, 09:59 AM
wow.. i think you need to learn about supras:) thas a mk III .. i have a mkiv.. unlike your mustang.. which is just a mk slow.
:)

AbecX
05-15-2002, 09:59 AM
Originally posted by David Z28
Then who did I meet at your house?

I already told you dumbass, thank you and drive through.
http://animalscience.ucdavis.edu/facilities/goat.gif

AbecX
05-15-2002, 10:01 AM
Originally posted by White_lightning
wow.. i think you need to learn about supras:) thas a mk III .. i have a mkiv.. unlike your mustang.. which is just a mk slow.
:)

Oh no, my car is slow, what will I ever do?? Lets think of something new :rolleyes:

AbecX
05-15-2002, 10:02 AM
Originally posted by White_lightning
abex.. your woman looks alot better!!

Yeah, come to a gtg and you'll see what she looks like

Boss Hogg
05-15-2002, 10:04 AM
Originally posted by AbecX


I already told you dumbass, thank you and drive through.
http://animalscience.ucdavis.edu/facilities/goat.gif
Oh, I thought the goat picture was your sig. Here's mine.

whiteboy
05-15-2002, 10:04 AM
i've never seen you at a gtg!!

Roscoe
05-15-2002, 10:06 AM
http://www.dfwstangs.net/hosting/Roscoe/rsimmons.jpg

AbecX
05-15-2002, 10:08 AM
Originally posted by Jeremy
i've never seen you at a gtg!!

I've been to the last 2 Jeremy, but you moved out to forney :(

AbecX
05-15-2002, 10:09 AM
Originally posted by David Z28
Oh, I thought the goat picture was your sig. Here's mine.

Hey david, your penis envy is showing, I would quit while your ahead :(

White_lightning
05-15-2002, 10:09 AM
abex.. i have come to many of the gtgs..havent seen you:)
you cant miss me..
http://209.223.12.67/images/jewbacca.gif

AbecX
05-15-2002, 10:11 AM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by White_lightning
abex.. i have come to many of the gtgs..havent seen you:)
you cant miss me..[/QUOTE


I've been twice to sonic and twice the one in garland, once at each with lindsey.

Roscoe
05-15-2002, 10:12 AM
Originally posted by Hurley
AbecX's dad + a jug of moonshine + farm animals= AbecX!!!

Sorry, dude. I really didn't want to jump in on this, but that was a very lame attempt at humor. Please don't try that again.

White_lightning
05-15-2002, 10:13 AM
Originally posted by AbecX
[QUOTE]Originally posted by White_lightning
abex.. i have come to many of the gtgs..havent seen you:)
you cant miss me..[/QUOTE


I've been twice to sonic and twice the one in garland, once at each with lindsey.
with lindsey!! SWEET!.. now.. who is lindsey???:)
I dont know what you look like.. so how would i know who you are??

Roscoe
05-15-2002, 10:16 AM
Originally posted by Hurley
AbecX's dad + a jug of moonshine + farm animals= AbecX!!

I take it you didn't see my post above.

Even though you attached a pic, it still applies.

AbecX
05-15-2002, 10:16 AM
Originally posted by Hurley
AbecX's dad + a jug of moonshine + farm animals= AbecX!!

Hurley + abecx's fist = one fucked up mother fucker.

Hurley
05-15-2002, 10:18 AM
I deleted the post man. I thought you might be joking. Obviously you aren't. I am sorry.

AbecX
05-15-2002, 10:18 AM
Originally posted by White_lightning
so how would i know who you are??

I dunno, the sonic ones are to far, I dont feel like driving 45 mintues to go them anymore, so hit up babes diner on tuesdays @ garland road and belt line.

White_lightning
05-15-2002, 10:18 AM
Originally posted by AbecX


Hurley + abecx's fist = one fucked up mother fucker.

not it doesnt:)

White_lightning
05-15-2002, 10:21 AM
Originally posted by AbecX


I dunno, the sonic ones are to far, I dont feel like driving 45 mintues to go them anymore, so hit up babes diner on tuesdays @ garland road and belt line. tuesday gTGs = no no for me:) thats one of my gym days!

whiteboy
05-15-2002, 10:21 AM
forney?? shit try frisco!! and garland meet isnt a real gtg!!! try sonic!!

AbecX
05-15-2002, 10:25 AM
Originally posted by Jeremy
forney?? shit try frisco!! and garland meet isnt a real gtg!!! try sonic!!

The Sonic GTG where just a bunch of guys drooling over GC2 when I went to them :D

whiteboy
05-15-2002, 10:28 AM
wtf are you talking about? drooling ? dude i have no idea what your talking about

OsoSlow
05-15-2002, 12:36 PM
BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
THATS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD!

Car-less Chris
05-15-2002, 05:44 PM
no i don't have nitrous!!! i just busted your ass in a stock ass car!!:p I told you before we raced you were going to be a waste of my gas!! :D It was about 2-3 buses huh?

94cobrastang
05-16-2002, 08:33 PM
Originally posted by Jeremy
forney?? shit try frisco!! and garland meet isnt a real gtg!!! try sonic!!
Shit, try Plano, you ain't that big tyme!:p

Denny
05-19-2002, 07:21 AM
AbecX, let me re-match Car-less Chris with your coupe. Then, he has to run me in the 4 cylinder!!!


LMAO @ 94 cobrastang!!!!

Car-less Chris
05-21-2002, 06:14 PM
i hope you make that car run 20 times better because 7 car lengths is hard to make up...oops sorry it was 8 car lengths..:D
Boom!!!

David1
05-22-2002, 12:33 AM
Originally posted by Car-less Chris
i hope you make that car run 20 times better because 7 car lengths is hard to make up...oops sorry it was 8 car lengths..:D
Boom!!! you couldn`t have beat him by that far!i told you that GT ran good for stock!

Denny
05-22-2002, 07:52 AM
Originally posted by Car-less Chris
i hope you make that car run 20 times better because 7 car lengths is hard to make up...oops sorry it was 8 car lengths..:D
Boom!!!

I'm pretty sure that I wouldn't have a problem. I used to own that car.

AbecX
05-22-2002, 03:55 PM
lets see, my fuel filter was bad, my timing is set to 10, I had a vacumm leak because I was missing an intake bolt and I also have an exhaust leak and still was pushing hard to grab traction and you took me by 2 cars :confused:

Car-less Chris
05-24-2002, 03:55 PM
was it 2 cars before you let off..cause i was still pulling when you let off!!! here is a question for you can yolu beat ls-1's...i have beat 4 in the last week...and lost to a yellow c5 bye a car and a half....fix your car and we will race again...but once again you will be a waste of my gas!

Car-less Chris
05-24-2002, 03:56 PM
Originally posted by David
you couldn`t have beat him by that far!i told you that GT ran good for stock!



yeah i can...ask jeremy how good the car runs...

94cobrastang
05-24-2002, 11:56 PM
Shouldn't you be out looking for a job Chris?:p

MidnightRunner
05-25-2002, 10:11 AM
Originally posted by AbecX
lets see, my fuel filter was bad, my timing is set to 10, I had a vacumm leak because I was missing an intake bolt and I also have an exhaust leak and still was pushing hard to grab traction and you took me by 2 cars :confused: \

two cars is an ass whoopin in my book

AbecX
05-27-2002, 05:24 AM
Originally posted by 94cobrastang
Shouldn't you be out looking for a job Chris?:p

LOL!!!

Car-less Chris
05-29-2002, 05:38 PM
i'am glad you don't know where i work at now..so you won't call me begging for parts!!! :D i need headlights..i need carpet...i need 5 lug axels...
:p

Car-less Chris
05-29-2002, 05:39 PM
Originally posted by 94cobrastang
Shouldn't you be out looking for a job Chris?:p

haha...your so fugging funny....
:rolleyes:

94cobrastang
05-29-2002, 08:32 PM
I got a trick up my sleeve...wanna run ? I'll spot ya 2 car lenghts
Carsaturd_chris

David1
05-30-2002, 12:44 AM
Originally posted by 94cobrastang
I got a trick up my sleeve...wanna run ? I'll spot ya 2 car lenghts
Carsaturd_chris holy shit!:eek:

AbecX
05-30-2002, 09:34 AM
Originally posted by Car-less Chris
i need headlights..i need carpet...i need 5 lug axels...
:p

Well I got all that now, what i really need is a new interior, but unless you work at 50resto.com I am unintrested :D

whiteboy
05-30-2002, 09:47 AM
nobody called you beging for parts chris!! you worked in the wharehouse like a mexican!! opps you are a mexican

OsoSlow
05-30-2002, 12:38 PM
HEY NOW!!!
THERE IS NO NEED TO BE RUDE TO ALL MEXICANS!!!!:p
COLOR=deeppink]WHITEBOY!!![/COLOR]

Car-less Chris
05-30-2002, 02:08 PM
Originally posted by 94cobrastang
I got a trick up my sleeve...wanna run ? I'll spot ya 2 car lenghts
Carsaturd_chris


Whenever you wanna get your ass handed to you let me know!!!
i got two words for you...BRING IT!!!!

Car-less Chris
05-30-2002, 02:11 PM
Originally posted by Jeremy
nobody called you beging for parts chris!! you worked in the wharehouse like a mexican!! opps you are a mexican

bitch don't lie your kept taking messages for me...like a good bitch should...he we can i add the cobra to my list of your cars i beat...me 23 whiteboy 2 :D the 2 don't count beacause i didn't have a car!!!

whiteboy
05-30-2002, 05:16 PM
i busted on busty in my race coupe

whiteboy
05-30-2002, 05:18 PM
alex i'm darker then you!!

OsoSlow
05-30-2002, 09:24 PM
TRUE!!!

Scrappy
05-31-2002, 02:42 PM
i know a stock GT that can beat chris :)

Car-less Chris
05-31-2002, 03:41 PM
Originally posted by Scrappy
i know a stock GT that can beat chris :)


That is besides the point focker!!! I heard your pretty quick willie :D n-e-ways what are you talking about? Hey Scrappy..Carl wants to know if you want some of Deebo (black coupe) :p ??? N-e-ways abex and cobrastang whenever ya'll want to get your asses hand to you let me know!

Denny
05-31-2002, 04:33 PM
My turbocoupe (4 cylinder T-Bird) vs. Car-less Chris!!!!!!


It's only a damned 4 banger!!!

Car-less Chris
05-31-2002, 05:13 PM
I will race you denny..if you beat me you beat me...but me NO PUNK BITCH!!! (rush hour) I'am not afraid of no one!! I just have a bone stock car.

Scrappy
06-01-2002, 04:00 AM
Originally posted by Car-less Chris



That is besides the point focker!!! I heard your pretty quick willie :D n-e-ways what are you talking about? Hey Scrappy..Carl wants to know if you want some of Deebo (black coupe) :p ??? N-e-ways abex and cobrastang whenever ya'll want to get your asses hand to you let me know!

i saw carl tonight and he didn't seem to interested in running me. but anyway, you can still send your boys my way and i won't go down without a good fight!