Miss D
09-17-2009, 09:03 PM
A passenger in a taxi leaned over to the driver to ask a question, and tapped him on the shoulder! The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove over a curb, and stopped inches from a plate glass window.
There was silence in the cab, then the driver said, " I'm sorry but you scared the daylights out of me." The frightened passenger apologized to the driver, said he didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much."
the driver replied, " No, No, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my first day driving a cab - I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years!" :nervous:
There was silence in the cab, then the driver said, " I'm sorry but you scared the daylights out of me." The frightened passenger apologized to the driver, said he didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much."
the driver replied, " No, No, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my first day driving a cab - I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years!" :nervous: