jluv
05-13-2002, 05:41 PM
So this engineer dies and he's at the pearly gates. Well, God tells him that Heaven is all full and that he'll have to go somewhere else. So, the engineer goes down to Hell, where the devil has plenty of room and invites him in. Soon after, the engineer is building all sorts of stuff, making Hell a much better place to stay.
Weeks later, God gives ol' Satan a call and asks him how things are going. The conversation went something like this :
God: Hey, you old devil, how are things going down there?
Devil: Oh, it's never been better! Ever since you sent that engineer down here, he's been up to all kinds of cool shit! He's put in air-conditioning, running water, toilets, you name it! It's really nice down here now! Thanks a bunch!!!
God: Really? Oh, that was a mistake. I need him back right away.
Devil: No way, dude. He's all mine. You ain't gettin' him back.
God: What?!?!? You better! I'll sue you!!!
Devil: Oh yeah? And where are you gonna get a lawyer?
Weeks later, God gives ol' Satan a call and asks him how things are going. The conversation went something like this :
God: Hey, you old devil, how are things going down there?
Devil: Oh, it's never been better! Ever since you sent that engineer down here, he's been up to all kinds of cool shit! He's put in air-conditioning, running water, toilets, you name it! It's really nice down here now! Thanks a bunch!!!
God: Really? Oh, that was a mistake. I need him back right away.
Devil: No way, dude. He's all mine. You ain't gettin' him back.
God: What?!?!? You better! I'll sue you!!!
Devil: Oh yeah? And where are you gonna get a lawyer?