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mustang87
09-12-2009, 10:41 AM
Gotta love those TEXAS girls.................

My kind of woman!

The first man married a woman from OHIO . He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away..

The second man married a woman from MICHIGAN . He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from TEXAS. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal.

He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.

threefortytwo
09-13-2009, 02:30 PM
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Racewerx
09-14-2009, 03:30 PM
A joke that women tell each other?

90GT50
09-14-2009, 03:47 PM
You know how I know you're gay?

That_Is_My_El_Camino
09-14-2009, 04:09 PM
You know how I know you're gay?Because his boyfriend beats him?

jnobles06
09-14-2009, 05:47 PM
Because his boyfriend beats him?

lmgao!!!

90GT50
09-14-2009, 07:18 PM
lmgao!!!



Laughing your gay ass off?

thrshr68
09-14-2009, 09:07 PM
<crickets>

sassystang
09-19-2009, 12:30 AM
Hell ya!

grove rat
09-19-2009, 11:48 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6DsjcvZQEB0/SIDo53EupTI/AAAAAAAAASg/qzvrZGOqVJY/s400/loldog-jokes-hahahahahaha.jpg

Neiladin
09-21-2009, 09:41 AM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6dsjcvzqeb0/sido53eupti/aaaaaaaaasg/qzvrzgoqvjy/s400/loldog-jokes-hahahahahaha.jpg

lmao!!!!

Sean88gt
09-22-2009, 02:45 PM
Hell ya!

And this shows exactly why this joke is awful.

Muffrazr
09-22-2009, 05:19 PM
This joke is what's being told to women in other states so they'll move here in hopes of feeling empowered. Then reality sets in. Foreigners are enslaved.

It's a tarp!

JuNioRopolous
09-22-2009, 11:02 PM
that was so funny i forgot to laugh:sigh1:

suckmystang
09-23-2009, 11:12 AM
that was so funny i forgot to laugh:sigh1:
If you didn't have nice titties in your sig I'd make fun of that stupid comment!:sucks: