CoorsLightCoupe
09-11-2009, 08:43 PM
Sitting together on a train was a ninja, a redneck, a little old lady, and a young blonde girl with big tits.
The train goes into a dark tunnel and after a few seconds there is a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the ninja has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.
The little old lady thinks: The ninja must have groped the blonde in the dark and she slapped him.
The blonde girl thinks: That ninja must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped him.
The ninja thinks: That redneck must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
The redneck thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel so i can slap the ninja again.
The train goes into a dark tunnel and after a few seconds there is a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the ninja has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.
The little old lady thinks: The ninja must have groped the blonde in the dark and she slapped him.
The blonde girl thinks: That ninja must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped him.
The ninja thinks: That redneck must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
The redneck thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel so i can slap the ninja again.