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sc281_99-0135
08-29-2009, 01:06 AM
These guys got it.

If they were here today, then maybe mainstream media would take a slightly more discerning eye towards the direction our country is going.


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Revolution

You say you want a revolution
Well you know
We'd all want to change the world
You tell me that it's evolution
Well you know
We'd all want to change the world
But when you talk about destruction
Don't you know that you can count me out
Don't you know it's gonna be alright [x3]

You say you got a real solution
Well you know
We'd all want to see the plan
You ask me for a contribution
Well you know
We're all doing what we can
But if you want money for people with minds that hate
All I can tell you is brother you'll have to wait
Don't you know it's gonna be alright [x4]

You say you'll change the constitution
Well you know
We'd all love to change your head
You tell me it's the institution
Well you know
You better free your mind instead
But if you go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao
You ain't going to make it with anyone anyhow
Don't you know know it's gonna be alright [x3]
Alright


Taxman
1,2,3,4,1,2

Let me tell you how it will be,
There’s one for you, nineteen for me,
‘Cos I’m the Taxman,
Yeah, I’m the Taxman.
Should five per cent appear too small,
Be thankful I don’t take it all.
‘Cos I’m the Taxman,
Yeah yeah, I’m the Taxman.

(If you drive a car car), I’ll tax the street,
(If you try to sit sit), I’ll tax your seat,
(If you get too cold cold), I’ll tax the heat,
(If you take a walk walk), I’ll tax your feet.
Taxman.

‘Cos I’m the Taxman,
Yeah, I’m the Taxman.
Don’t ask me what I want it for
(Ah Ah! Mister Wilson!)
If you don’t want to pay some more
(Ah Ah! Mister Heath!),
‘Cos I’m the Taxman,
Yeeeah, I’m the Taxman.

Now my advice for those who die, (Taxman!)
Declare the pennies on your eyes, (Taxman!)
‘Cos I’m the Taxman,
Yeah, I’m the Taxman.
And you’re working for no-one but me,
(Taxman).

justinsn95
08-29-2009, 03:35 AM
If you drive a car, I’ll tax the street,
If you try to sit, I’ll tax your seat,
If you get too cold, I’ll tax the heat,
If you take a walk, I’ll tax your feet.
Taxman.


That's fucking hilarious! I LOL'd at that one.


The sad thing is, that is all completely 100% accurate and true to life with zero exaggeration. Riddle me this: Why the flying FUCK do we taxes on a USED FUCKING CAR? Did they not get taxes WHEN THE MOTHERFUCKER WAS NEW?? Why don't I pay taxes on other used goods then? And then you gotta pay to "register" the mother fucker every year? WTF?? I guess I didn't know that computer systems have only a year long fucking memory! After that year goes by, they forget who's driving the mother fucker! So, it costs $50 to re-type that information, and hit the Enter key! It's just like the song says. Take a walk, I'll tax your feet.