fitzwell
08-24-2009, 09:19 AM
A salesman goes up to a house and knocks on the front door. Little Johnny opens the door with a lighted cigar in one hand, a glass of whiskey in the other and a Penthouse magazine tucked under his arm.
Salesman: "Hello son. Is your mom or dad home?"
Little Johnny: "What the fuck do you think?"
Salesman: "Hello son. Is your mom or dad home?"
Little Johnny: "What the fuck do you think?"