Whale Wars, LMAO, cry babies!

[Yellowstang]

I am LMAO at these numbnuts on the Steve Irwin. The harpoon fleet is turning the tables and went into attack mode and they are like WTF, they are not letting us go after the mother ship, oh noes!

I wished the LRAD was used on the Gemini and the fuckers fell over like a pool of goo.

Now I am not saying I want the fuckers out there killing whales, but the Steve irwin crew acts like they are gods gift to humanity and nobody should do anything against/back at them. Well guess what fuckers, they aint gonna lie back and wait!

I'd really like to see some damage done to those cock munchers on the Steve Irwin, not a death, but some damage! Prop foul them, they can't believe you are trying to do that to them. Why are you picking on us, LOL!

[bug1124]

Haven't seen that episode yet, but their whole crew seems like a bunch of fuck ups. Every show so far they have failed some how. Getting stuck in ice, missing countless times with prop foulers, mass confusion with their small boats, etc.

They should really train more and at least look competent, but I guess there is alot of turnover in a position like that. Sure makes the whole military rank and drills seem a lot more practical.

[Yellowstang]

Yeah, they need to practice for sure. The episode was just on tonight, I had set TiVo to record ithe series in case I miss it, started watching about 40 minutes ago.

I wanna see them CrAnK that LRAD up on the Steve irwin next week, I mean get right up next to those fuckers and crank it full blast!

The dude driving the boat seems a little retarded, he talks really slow.

[bjtheman1]

I'm sorry but this show is gay as hell, they throw bottles at ships...I mean really! About 90% of the time they can't even get the bottles high enough to reach the ports and such of each ship and it's just stink bombs really.
Every episode is the same, they send out their attack vessels( 2-small rafts ) and they drive around the ships and hurt themselves while on the damn raft! This past episode one of the guys fell and busted his eye open on the damn raft.
They always take every situation and try to make it seem horrid...LOL

The whales don't stand a chance if this is their protection. You'd think they could come up with newer weapons or at least catapults to help them get their damn bottles on the ships.

The best is after the 2 rafts go out and throw a few bottles they come back and talk about how proud they are and what they are doing. :yell:

[Yellowstang]

I keep waiting for one of them to fall out of the small boats. I heard they flipped one once trying to launch it, wish I saw that episode! Just started watching it this year, and I always LMAO at those idiots.

[rray]

I'm sorry but this show is gay as hell, they throw bottles at ships...I mean really! About 90% of the time they can't even get the bottles high enough to reach the ports and such of each ship and it's just stink bombs really.
Every episode is the same, they send out their attack vessels( 2-small rafts ) and they drive around the ships and hurt themselves while on the damn raft! This past episode one of the guys fell and busted his eye open on the damn raft.
They always take every situation and try to make it seem horrid...LOL

The whales don't stand a chance if this is their protection. You'd think they could come up with newer weapons or at least catapults to help them get their damn bottles on the ships.

The best is after the 2 rafts go out and throw a few bottles they come back and talk about how proud they are and what they are doing. :yell:


I agree. What they need is a three man slingshot.

[Yellowstang]

I agree. What they need is a three man slingshot.

Or one of those t-shirt launcher tubes they use at games. I mean even a cheerleader can use one, can't be too difficult to use!

[EW]

I hope a whaling boat sinks their ship with them on it. They are instigating a fight and then start crying like the bitches they are when the whaling ships retaliate. If this is how they are trying to build support for their "cause" it is not working for me. Some people are hoping the hippies get what they deserve.

[Yellowstang]

I hope a whaling boat sinks their ship with them on it. They are instigating a fight and then start crying like the bitches they are when the whaling ships retaliate. If this is how they are trying to build support for their "cause" it is not working for me. Some people are hoping the hippies get what they deserve.


I'd like to see a harpoon launched into the side of the Steve Irwin and a gaping hole getting filled with water. They should have enough life boats to support everyone on board. And if they did have an emergency, what do ya wanna bet Capt. Paul is the first off the boat. That guy is a fucktard.

[LZRREDGT]

I'd like to see a harpoon launched into the side of the Steve Irwin and a gaping hole getting filled with water. They should have enough life boats to support everyone on board. And if they did have an emergency, what do ya wanna bet Capt. Paul is the first off the boat. That guy is a fucktard.
Along with the first mate guy.(don't know his name).

[SuperWho?]

Along with the first mate guy.(don't know his name).

I started watching it last year and as the season went on, I found myself rooting for the Japanese. the giant amount of fail on that boat is bound to capsize it. Thank god that Peter Brown dumbass is gone, or they would all probably be dead now.

[Buzzo]

I cant wait to see those sissies cry their eyes out when the Japs harpoon a whale in front of them. hahahahaha

[half track]

I cant wait to see those sissies cry their eyes out when the Japs harpoon a whale in front of them. hahahahaha

isn't that was is coming next week? I agree with everyone i mean i don't want them killing wales either but these guys are a bunch of Tards.

[90Coupe5.0]

haha. yeah i saw the episode where they were trying to launch and the boat flipped broke the anchor line and you didnt see anyone for a few seconds. well then the all got on the bottom of the boat and just waited. it was pretty funny!

[thrshr68]

I love watching the bs chaos. they are so ignorant on the irwin. My brother in law was in the navy on the boat alot for his job, he cant even stomach to watch the train wreck of that crew.

they are nerds, need a good ass whooping. but the new nets the nishin maru has are pretty cool. I like how the harpoon ship captured their prop fouler line after they failed at that.

[kangol]

It's too bad the show wasn't created by Marc Thorpe, the creator of Robot Wars.

I think the general public would rather watch two cetaceans in a underwater cage, engaged in a extreme combat sport for ultimate oceanic supremacy.

[Yellowstang]

isn't that was is coming next week? I agree with everyone i mean i don't want them killing wales either but these guys are a bunch of Tards.

yeah, it is next week, the previews looked good. I can't wait to see them balling like little girls myself. I may eat a fish sandwich while I watch.

[grove rat]

haha, i'm guessing this is what you guys are talking about?

http://animal.discovery.com/videos/whale-wars-attack-gone-wrong.html

[Turbo5.4]

i wonder if they had shrapnel in them....

[Yellowstang]

haha, i'm guessing this is what you guys are talking about?

http://animal.discovery.com/videos/whale-wars-attack-gone-wrong.html

LOL, that was such BS, if he got shot he would have landed on his fat ass. No way a bullet would just pierce the jacket and get stopped by the vest and whatever badge he was wearing and not cause a bruise or something. He is a drama queen little bitch.

[Buzzo]

yeah, it is next week, the previews looked good. I can't wait to see them balling like little girls myself. I may eat a fish sandwich while I watch.
lol! Instead of throwing bolts at them, they should start throwing whale parts at them.

[Yellowstang]

lol! Instead of throwing bolts at them, they should start throwing whale parts at them.



LMAO, they should toss a little whale fat! They could save the blood and fill a tank that the sprayers are could draw from, then sray blood on the little boats when they get close.

[SuperWho?]

lol! Instead of throwing bolts at them, they should start throwing whale parts at them.

Lmao! I think one of the rules is they have to use every part of the whale. I think a baby seal would probably make a good projectile though.

[Snake007]

lol! Instead of throwing bolts at them, they should start throwing whale parts at them.

I was thinking the same damn thing! This show is like a damn train wreck in that I can't stop watching it, hoping one of the smaller boats capsizes or the fat ass captain of the Steve Irwin gets a nasty case of herpagonasyphilaids.

[5.0_CJ]

what exactly is in the bottles, urine?


bunch of idiots.

[bjtheman1]

what exactly is in the bottles, urine?


bunch of idiots.

It's some kind of chemical that leaves a horrible odor standing for hours...pretty much a bad stink bomb.
But when they are on their little rafts they can hardly ever throw the bottles on the Japs boats. They can't throw them high enough on some..LOL
They need at least a potato gun or something

[4DRSS]

I can't believe people actually watch this show!

[Yellowstang]

I can't believe people actually watch this show!

It's pure comedy! I keep watching, hoping someone on the Steve Irwin will fall into the ocean, or at least break a leg or something.

[must"have"ang]

I catch this now and again and I try to stay interested but it does get pretty standard on the send out the rafts, get hurt, throw stink bombs, etc.

One thing I did notice is half the time they go out they dont "do" what the captain wanted them to do and he is all pissed they didnt follow directions...etc. I mean how hard is it to make a plan involving throwing a bunch of bottles and then driving back to the boat? Really!?

[Buzzo]

The captain is border line retarded. Thats the best part.

WHat about the new guy up front that talks all slow. He's about exciting as a cup of water.

[jluv]

They are definitely incompetent, incredibly nerdy, and at least somewhat insane. But shit, I think it's necessary to have a handful of people in the world who are that extreme, because no one else is out there trying to change what's happeneing at all. Even though they can't seem to do anything correctly, they still manage to slow the walers down quite a bit, which is an accomplishment. I do wish they were more badass and less dorky, but I still pull for them. That said, every episode is pretty much identical, to the point where I have just about lost interest.

[Yellowstang]

The captain is border line retarded. Thats the best part.

WHat about the new guy up front that talks all slow. He's about exciting as a cup of water.


That guy is like half retarded or something. I'd like to see him get pissed off, he acts so mello all the time, probably on 'ludes.

[bigmuskie]

It's Shark Week and great whites are feeding off a whale carcass and having an orgy at the same time.

Whale Wars:lame:

Shark Week:headbang:

[SuperWho?]

The captain is border line retarded. Thats the best part.

WHat about the new guy up front that talks all slow. He's about exciting as a cup of water.

My girl laughs because I'm always imitating him. I was dying when he was explaining his evil plans. I was waiting for a Spider/Fly or Mongoose/Cobra reference.

[AL P]

I only watch the show if absolutely nothing else is on.

What do you guys expect from a crew that consists of a retard captain and a bunch of idealistic volunteers?

Not only are their methods totally ineffective but the Japanese are just as bad. If the japanese would attack them once with pepper spray paintballs or tear gas canisters the pussies would never come back.

[8mpg]

I think the show is great...Im always waiting to see the next dumb thing those hippies will do. I really hope the Japanese prop foul them. At the end of last weeks episode, one of the harpoon boats had a 50 meter rope hanging from the rear...