Eminem

[paul_376]

I am going to find you guys a link to this song...
He goes off on Mariah!

[elzoro]

holy shit!

[Badass2000gt]

um ok

[paul_376]

Eminem Killed it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBAVNz3ssE8

[Badass2000gt]

Nice

[Osiris]

Damn!

[idrivea4banger]

needz moar white

[Geor!]

I take it he doesn't like her very much.

[emg]

Why doesn't he like her? Btw I would fuck the shit out of Mariah, she's hot to me.
I take it he doesn't like her very much.

[Geor!]

Why doesn't he like? Btw I would fuck the shit out of Mariah, she's hot to me.
W
Why is that
W

Either you didn't listen to the song or you no speakie the english.

[momo stallion]

bitch looks good (when shes not dressed like a dude).

[talisman]

Nice!! Best song I've heard from him in a long time.

[ELVIS]

ive been doing this wigger thing for 30+yrs, and this fucker comes along and steals all the credit.

god bless.

[Muffrazr]

This one cracks me the fuck up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDTWCGxSNjE

[Muffrazr]

This one's a good one too.

First the lyrics:

"Stay Wide Awake"

Yeah, yeah, Follow me, follow me
Come with me to the dark side of the force
No man would boldly go to this place
The devil only knows of this world so dark
And oh so cold, it's oh so cold, oh so cold oh!

Soon as my flow starts I compose art like the ghost of Mozart
Even though they all say that they're real I know that most aren't
Boy you think you're clever don't ya Girl you think you're so smart
Come with me to another side in a world so cold and so dark
Stay Wide Awake

A world so dark
A world so cold
A world where only some will go
But not return, when will they learn
Were do they go god only knows
Stay Wide Awake

Fe fi fo fum I think I smell the scent of a placenta
I enter central park it's dark it's winter in December I see my target with my car and park it and approach a tender
Young girl by the name of Brenda and I pretend to befriend her
Sit down beside her like a spider hi there girl you mighta
Heard of me before see whore your the kinda girl that I'd
Assault and rape and figure why not try to make your pussy wida
Fuck you with an umbrella then open it up while the shit's inside ya
I'm the kind of guy that's mild but I mite flip and get a little bit wilder
Impregnate a lesbian girl now lets see ya have triplets and I'll
Disintegrate them babies as soon as that out her with formalda-
Hide and cyanide girl you can try and hide you can try to scream louder
No need for no gun powder that only takes all the fun outta
Murderin' I'd rather go vrim! vrim! and now you see just how the
Fuck I do just what I do when I cut right through your scalp, uh
Shit wait a minute I mean skull my knife seems dull
Pull another one out, Uh!

Soon as my flow starts I compose art like the ghost of Mozart
Even though they all say that they're real I know that most aren't
Boy you think you're clever don't ya
Girl you think you're so smart
Come with me to another side in a world so cold and so dark Stay Wide Awake

A world so dark
A world so cold
A world where only some will go
But not return, when will they learn
Were do they go, god only knows
Stay Wide Awake

So dark and so cold my friends don't know this other side of me
There's a monster inside of me it's quite ugly and it frightens me
But they can't see what I can see there's a vacancy in my tummy
It's makin' me play hide n' seek like Jason I'm so hungry
She's naked see no privacy but I can see she wants me
So patient see I try to be but Gee why does she taunt me
Pulls the drapes and she goes right to sleep
And I creep right through the front see
So blatantly but silently cuz I know that she's sound asleep
Who's wakin' me so violently and why is he on top of me
He's rapin' me she try's to scream somebody please get him off me
He's tapin' me he's biting me he's laughing likes it's funny
She's scrapin' me she's fightin' me she's scratching like some dumb freak
Escapin' me no dice ya see I might just be Ted Bundy
Or Satan gee what a site to see I'm dancing in my red panties
I'm crazy but it's alright with me man life can be so empty
Stay away from cuz I'm dancing to quite a different drum beat

Soon as my flow starts I compose art like the ghost of Mozart
Even though they all say that they're real I know that most aren't
Boy you think you're clever don't ya
Girl you think you're so smart
Come with me to another side in a world so cold and so dark Stay Wide Awake

A world so dark
A world so cold
A world where only some will go
But not return, when will they learn
Were do they go, god only knows
Stay Wide Awake

Better try to stay wide awake or you might be found dead by the lake
Soon as you lay me down to sleep bitch your soul I'm a try to take
Pray for light today right away why do they try to fight today
I must make them pay twice as much might as well put the knife away
Now I use power tools how 'bout now are you in the shower
Scour you for 6 hours till outage your power outlets
How did ya figure out I was down in your basement now ya
Must of just heard the sound of my stomach growlin' from down there
Power there's no one fowler bound ya the tub they found ya
Face down in the tub I drown you with piles of downers around ya
Such nostalgia and power such prowess look how you cower
Jumped out on you now like I was a Jawa from fuckin' star wars
Jabba the Hut be di bye bye, be di bye bye it's time to die die
Ought to not even bother to scream it don't even matter
Amazing when grazing skin with these razor blades he waves at ya
Not your everyday Damien bath me in holy water
Melting like Son of Sam so please understand there's no gun in hand
Where's the thrill in a hunt there's no fun in that here I come with axe
Once I act like lumberjack when I'm hackin' him up with that
What was that dial 911 someone's comin' in from the back

Soon as my flow starts I compose art like the ghost of Mozart
Even though they all say that they're real I know that most aren't
Boy you think you're clever don't ya
Girl you think you're so smart
Come with me to another side in a world so cold and so dark
Stay Wide Awake

A world so dark
A world so cold
A world where only some will go
But not return, when will they learn
Were do they go, god only knows
Stay Wide Awake

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMQMw09z5JE

[Osiris]

Eminem The Warning Lyrics

( Intro )
Only reason i dissed you in the first place, is because you denyed seeing me, Now im pissed off
Sit back homie relax,
infact grab a 6 pac,
kick back while i kick fax
Yeah dre sick track,
perfect way to get back,
wanna hear somthin wick wack?
I got the same exact tat thats on nicks back
Im obsessed now? Oh Gee,
Is that suppose to be me in the video with the goatee?
Wow mariah i didn’t expect you to go balls out
Bitch shut the f*** up before put all dem phone calls out
You made in my house when you was wildin out
Before nick, when you was on my dick, i’ll give you somthin to smile about
How many times you flied in my house, still tryna count
Better shut you lying mouth if you don’t want nick finding out
Probably think cuz it’s been so long
if i had somthin on you i woulda did it by now
Oh and the contrary mary poppins
im mixing a studio session down
and im sendin it to masterin to make it loud
Enough Dirt on you to murder you
THIS IS WHAT THE F*** I DO
Mariah did it ever occur to you that i still have pictures?
How ever you prefer to do
That goes for nick too faggot
you think im scurred (scared) of you
you gonna ruin my career? you better get one
Like im gunna sit and fight with you over some slut b**** cunt
That made me put up with her phyco ass over 6 months
Only only spread her legs to let me hit once
Yeah what you gunna say im lucky?
Tell the public that i was so ugly
That you f***** had to be drunk to f*** me?
Second base? what the f*** you tell nick punk
Second week we were dry humping
that got to count for somthing
listen girlie, surley
You don’t want me
To talk about how I nutted early
Cuz i ejaculated pre maturely
And bust all over your belly
And you almost started hurling
And said i was grose, go get a towel
Your stomachs curling
Or maybe you do,
but if im embarasing me im embarasing you
And don’t you dare say it isn’t true
As long as the songs getting air played im dissing you
Im a hair away from getting carried away and getting sued
I was gunna stop at 16? that was 32
This is 34 bars we ain’t even third of the way threw
Damn slim mariah played you
Mariah who? oh did i say whore nick?
I meant Aliyah too
Like i’ve been going off on you all this time for no reason
Girl you out your alcoholic mind
Check your wine cellar, look at the amounts of all the wine
Like i f***** sit around and think about you all the time
I just think the shit is funny when i pount you on a rhyme
But f*** it now im about to draw the line
And for you to cross it
thats a mountain that i doubt you wanna climb
I can describe barriers of your house you wouldn’t find
On an episode of gribs, I blow a loada bribs
If i hear another word so don’t go open your jibs
Cuz everytime you do its like an over load of fibs
i ain’t sayin this shit again hoe you know what it is
Its a warning shot before i blow up you’re whole spot
call me bluffin i release every f***** thing i got
Including the voice mails right before you flipped your top
when me and louis where trying stick 2 Cds in the same slot
Slim Shadys of them ? x2
I love you
I love you 2
Let me whisper sweet nothings in your ear boo
Now what you say
Its Nothin
Yes so what i’ll do is refresh your memory When you said
I Wan’t You
Now should i keep goin or should we call truce
THink you’re cute right?
You bet your sweet ass i do
Im mary poppins B
And im superman ohh
Mary B
Slim shady
Comin at you
SO if you still be my baby girl
Then i’ll be your SUper hero
oh im on air?
yeah im wright here
you like this?
nope not anymore dear
It cuts like a knife when i tell you get a life
But im movin on with mine, nick is that your wife
Well tell her to shut her mouth then ill leave her alone
if she don;t sing this script then i’ll keep goin.

[TorchRedStang]

Not bad... classic Eminem... I still think "Fack" is my favorite Eminem song... cracks me up every time...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bNpb2u01Zs