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Tim Nalley
07-23-2009, 01:45 PM
A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.

He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.

Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.

Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.

He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention.

He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.

'They're mating,' her father replied.

'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.

'That's a Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered.

'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked..

As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied, 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'

'The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stomped them flat.

'Well, we're not having any of that gay shit in our garden,' she said.

Nate
07-23-2009, 01:50 PM
Jesus christ...

http://www.dfwstangs.net/forums/showthread.php?t=287374&highlight=Daddy+Longlegs
http://www.dfwstangs.net/forums/showthread.php?t=268686&highlight=Daddy+Longlegs
http://www.dfwstangs.net/forums/showthread.php?t=157020&highlight=Daddy+Longlegs
http://www.dfwstangs.net/forums/showthread.php?t=154941&highlight=Daddy+Longlegs
http://www.dfwstangs.net/forums/showthread.php?t=136431&highlight=Daddy+Longlegs
http://www.dfwstangs.net/forums/showthread.php?t=43147&highlight=Daddy+Longlegs
http://www.dfwstangs.net/forums/showthread.php?t=7564&highlight=Daddy+Longlegs

Tim Nalley
07-23-2009, 01:51 PM
dammit, did it again. guess i just need to quit posting jokes since everyone is the post police.

Nate
07-23-2009, 01:52 PM
dammit, did it again. guess i just need to quit posting jokes since everyone is the post police.

Nah post ones...just new ones. I don't have any new ones myself.:sadwavey:

Or just do a brief search over there at the top right, really doesn't take long. :wave:

347Mike
07-23-2009, 06:23 PM
This reminded me of the other night. I was at the bar with a couple of friends when I saw this girl I used to date. She was pregnant. I jokingly asked if it was mine and she paused and said, "yes". Which leads me to a nightmare I had the night before. I locked my keys inside of my car in front of an abortion clinic and contemplated if I should have gone in and asked for a coat hanger.

That_Is_My_El_Camino
07-24-2009, 06:11 AM
This reminded me of the other night. I was at the bar with a couple of friends when I saw this girl I used to date. She was pregnant. I jokingly asked if it was mine and she paused and said, "yes". Which leads me to a nightmare I had the night before. I locked my keys inside of my car in front of an abortion clinic and contemplated if I should have gone in and asked for a coat hanger.Work on your execution/delivery and it's got potential for hilarity.

Nate
07-24-2009, 08:06 AM
Work on your execution/delivery and it's got potential for hilarity.

Yeah his joke was better the first time I read it on Textsfromlastnight.com and fmylife.com.