mustang_marc
05-10-2002, 11:19 AM
A six-year-old walks into the kitchen where his
Mom is cooking and says, "Mom, the last few nights
I woke up to this thumping noise coming out of your
bedroom and when I look to see what it is, you're
sitting on top of Dad and bouncing up and down. Why
are you doing that?"
The startled mother tries to recover quickly and
says, "Your Dad is a little overweight and I'm
trying to get him back to normal size. I bounce on
him to get all the air out of him."
The kid shakes his head and says, "You're wasting
your time. When you go to work, the lady next door
comes over and blows him right back up again."
Mom is cooking and says, "Mom, the last few nights
I woke up to this thumping noise coming out of your
bedroom and when I look to see what it is, you're
sitting on top of Dad and bouncing up and down. Why
are you doing that?"
The startled mother tries to recover quickly and
says, "Your Dad is a little overweight and I'm
trying to get him back to normal size. I bounce on
him to get all the air out of him."
The kid shakes his head and says, "You're wasting
your time. When you go to work, the lady next door
comes over and blows him right back up again."