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AL P
07-14-2009, 06:07 PM
I often read the IMDB "coming soon" section out to a year in the future to see what kind of garbage Hollywood is going to try to feed to the world. In doing so, I've noticed that with some descriptions I don't make it past the first few words before I make the call....

"A rogue ninja..."

"Documentary filmmaker Michael Moore..."

"A documentary chronicling Vogue editor-in-chief Anna Wintour's..."

"In a world overrun by zombies..." (ok this one might have potential)

"A group of sorority girls pledge to..." (blockbuster)

564826
07-14-2009, 06:41 PM
"No boobs or any type of skin from any of the hot girls on this movie."-Insert any Movie Studio and Movie title.

That_Is_My_El_Camino
07-14-2009, 08:24 PM
"In a world overrun by zombies..." (ok this one might have potential)If that's the one with Woody Harrelson (Zombieland), I'm fucking in!"A group of sorority girls pledge to..." (blockbuster)And if that's the one I'm thinking of, the first 20 minutes might be worth watching.

silvereight
07-15-2009, 08:06 AM
"Now with english subtitles ..."

momo stallion
07-15-2009, 09:01 AM
"As Harry Potter begins his 6th year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry"

5.0_CJ
07-15-2009, 12:53 PM
"Featuring hot import action"