Hey everyone Micheal Jackson is DEAD

[MR TINFOIL HAT]

Just in case you guys haven't seen the news for the last week Micheal Jackson is dead. This is definitely the most important thing in our country right now, I just wanted to make sure everyone knew in case you've missed the 24-7 coverage in the news for the last week straight.

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Just in case you guys haven't seen the news for the last week Micheal Jackson is dead. This is definitely the most important thing in our country right now, I just wanted to make sure everyone knew in case you've missed the 24-7 coverage in the news for the last week straight.

Even on fox business. The one place I thought I could escape to. :yell:

[silverhatch]

Thanks I missed the news last night.

[Avery'sDad]

WHAT? When did he die???

[Mr Majestyk]

It's more newswothy than any of obama's drivel.....

[thesource]

No shit......

[Muffrazr]

This has been pissing me off pretty bad. Sure, he was an icon.

This morning there was a break, however, in the continuous coverage to let us know that a marine had been captured by the taliban, then it was business as usual. That little excerpt of actual news was no more than 45 seconds, then they felt the need to air family videos of Michael and his abnormally white children.

I'm beginning to feel he was killed off to distract the rest of the people from what is really going on.

[46Tbird]

Yep, Obama had him assassinated so there would be no media coverage of the medical legislation rushing through the Senate...

[Undertaker]

Car Wreck?

[bcoop]

Yep, Obama had him assassinated so there would be no media coverage of the medical legislation rushing through the Senate...

Or the Cap and Trade Bill. I actually heard Tucker Carlson bitching on a radio show this week, that all the news has been focused on is Michael Jackson, instead of this insane Cap & Trade Bill that they are trying to pass. I feel the same, but was surprised to hear that sentiment from Tucker. Those familiar with him will know why it's shocking.

[bcoop]

Car Wreck?



Food poisoning.

[Muffrazr]

Car Wreck?

Yeah, he was racing in the celebrity cup 420. It's rumored that McCauley put him in the wall during a flashback. Crazy stuff. Makes you wonder.

[junior]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

[Chuck]

Michael Jackson hasn’t been this stiff since Macully Culkin spent the night at Neverland Ranch.

[CoorsLightCoupe]

michael jackson hasn’t been this stiff since macully culkin spent the night at neverland ranch.

lmao