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Da Prez
06-25-2009, 08:55 PM
just got this in a text...

In honor of Michael Jackson passing away, McDonald's is introducing the MJ Burger... 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns!
gtownGT
06-25-2009, 09:06 PM
lmao
CoorsLightCoupe
06-25-2009, 11:52 PM
Seeing as how Michael Jackson is now 99% plastic, he will be melted down into Lego blocks so that little kids can play with him for a change!

In memory of Michael Jackson passing, his family is asking that all little boys fly their pants at half-mast.

Apparently Michael Jackson died of food poisoning. He ate an 8 year old weiner!
houstondallas
06-26-2009, 07:02 AM
Seeing as how Michael Jackson is now 99% plastic, he will be melted down into Lego blocks so that little kids can play with him for a change!

In memory of Michael Jackson passing, his family is asking that all little boys fly their pants at half-mast.

Apparently Michael Jackson died of food poisoning. He ate an 8 year old weiner!

Lolol
meathead
06-26-2009, 07:15 AM
what does Micheal Jackson and neverland have in common?

Their both in the same place!



What does Micheal jackson and wal-mart have in common?

both have kids pants 1/2 off!
JP135
06-26-2009, 08:10 AM
When Farrah was on her death bed, she was granted one wish. Farah wished for all the children to be safe...

Michael died five hours later.
JimD
06-26-2009, 08:11 AM
When Farrah was on her death bed, she was granted one wish. Farah wished for all the children to be safe...

Michael died five hours later.

LOL Awesome
meathead
06-26-2009, 08:17 AM
When Farrah was on her death bed, she was granted one wish. Farah wished for all the children to be safe...

Michael died five hours later.

no shit, now that karma right there. lol
Avery'sDad
06-26-2009, 10:09 AM
just got this in a text...

In honor of michael jackson passing away, mcdonald's is introducing the mj burger... 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns!

lol
dee
06-26-2009, 04:02 PM
St. Peter meet Michael Jackson at the Pearlie Gates and told him to just "Beat It"
Turbo5.4
06-26-2009, 04:54 PM
How do you know when its time to goto bed at MJ's house???

When the big hand touches the little hand....
poopnut2
06-26-2009, 04:59 PM
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?

Because there's twenty of them.

What does Micheal Jackson have in common with a 10 year old?

Nothing. Nothing at all.
CoorsLightCoupe
06-27-2009, 11:00 AM
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne?

Acne usually comes on a boys face AFTER he turns 13.