kferraro
05-06-2002, 02:30 AM
A druken man was wandering around the parking lot of a bar, bumping into, then rubbing the roofs of the cars. The manager comes out and stops the guy.
"What the hell are you doing?"
"I'm looking for my car, and I can't find it."
"So how does feeling the roof help you?"
"MY car has two blue lights and a siren on it."
Two cops, Bevis and Butthead, pull into the donut shop on break. They go inside and Bevis holds a spot while Butthead places the order. Bevis looks out the window, notices someone taking off with their police car and runs outside. Butthead, hearing the commotion, runs outside and asks Bevis what happened.
"Someone just drove off with our cruiser."
"Did you try to stop him?"
"I did better than that!" "I got the license plate number!"
"What the hell are you doing?"
"I'm looking for my car, and I can't find it."
"So how does feeling the roof help you?"
"MY car has two blue lights and a siren on it."
Two cops, Bevis and Butthead, pull into the donut shop on break. They go inside and Bevis holds a spot while Butthead places the order. Bevis looks out the window, notices someone taking off with their police car and runs outside. Butthead, hearing the commotion, runs outside and asks Bevis what happened.
"Someone just drove off with our cruiser."
"Did you try to stop him?"
"I did better than that!" "I got the license plate number!"