Couver
05-04-2002, 12:24 AM
One afternoon a little girl returned from school, and
announced that her friend had told her where babies
come from. Amused, her mother replied: "Really,
sweetie, why don't you tell me all about it?"
The little girl explained, "Well... OK... the Mummy
and Daddy take off all of their clothes, and the Daddy's
thingee sort of stands up, and then Mummy puts it in
her mouth, and then it sort of explodes, and that's how
you get babies."
Her mum shook her head, leaned over to meet her
eye to eye, and said, "Oh, Darling, that's sweet, but
that's not how you get babies............
That's how you get jewelry."
:p
announced that her friend had told her where babies
come from. Amused, her mother replied: "Really,
sweetie, why don't you tell me all about it?"
The little girl explained, "Well... OK... the Mummy
and Daddy take off all of their clothes, and the Daddy's
thingee sort of stands up, and then Mummy puts it in
her mouth, and then it sort of explodes, and that's how
you get babies."
Her mum shook her head, leaned over to meet her
eye to eye, and said, "Oh, Darling, that's sweet, but
that's not how you get babies............
That's how you get jewelry."
:p