Kellers Sucks Ass! [Archive] - DFWstangs Forums

92Notch

02-21-2009, 10:24 PM

I went to Keller's tonight. First off not many people there tonight like normal. When I pulled up the waitress walked up to me and first thing out of her mouth was I need to check every ones Id's. It was Motoman, Myself, and room mate in the car. I said OK and showed her my id. Then go to grab a Shiner Bock out of the trunk. She says oh and you can't have that beer here because we don't sell it. I said OK I will just put it back in the trunk then. She said no you can not park here with beer that we don't sell. At this time I was getting irritated so I jumped in the car and drove it across the street to park. I put a beer in my pocket and walked back across the street. Once I got back over there to talk to Futurama and explain why I moved my car she comes back and says if I don't leave with my Shiner that she will call the cops. At this point I knew it didn't matter what I asked if anyone had ever called her a bitch before and she said yes I have and I am a damn good one! Fuck that shit hole.....this cat wont be going back!

Badass2000gt

02-21-2009, 10:29 PM

You should've hit her on the side of the head with the beer bottle. What a fucking bitch.

FRANCISCO308

02-22-2009, 12:43 AM

:kabong:LMFAO

If there Is going to be a next time hide the fuckin beer man.

Txstang1

02-22-2009, 12:45 AM

You cant ake your own beer to an estabishment that sells beer, everybody knows that.

Rookie mistake.

90GT50

02-22-2009, 12:46 AM

Sounds like a cunt. I haven't been to keller's in forever.

sleeperLS

02-22-2009, 01:10 AM

Turbo5.4

02-22-2009, 01:24 AM

You cant ake your own beer to an estabishment that sells beer, everybody knows that.

Rookie mistake.

x2...

put that shit in a foam cup!!!

DUMB ASS!

but i did pull in and left right away there was about 8 cars...

92Notch

02-22-2009, 03:10 AM

Your gunna get some shit for this one. I dont blame them one bit from kicking your ass out. If i owned that business i sure as hell wouldnt let someone take up a spot for a paying customer. Even if the parking lot was bare.

Could have left yours in the car for later. Paid for some of the beer sold there and had a good night.

i asked her can I just put it in the car and hang out and she said no she was gonna call the cops. stupid bitch! I was about to order some food from her but I went else where. Fuck her and fuck kellers!

crxpert

02-22-2009, 03:38 AM

the beer at kellers is cheap anyways. why not buy beer there and help out a small business? the food is reasonable too.

kangol

02-22-2009, 04:07 AM

Well, I will not comment on your situation, however I'll state that I'm extremely surprised they don't sell Shiner there.

Vertnut

02-22-2009, 07:01 AM

Stopped going to Keller's 25 years ago. I used to live right down the street from there. I've never considered them "friendly", but beer and burgers weren't bad.

Futurama

02-22-2009, 07:11 AM

i still cant believe that bitches attitude we ahad a full crowd of regulars asking her to let him throw the beer away and just stay for a little bit but that wasnt good enough, she had to be a hard ass bitch. the sad part was that even she admitted if we were parked in the back instead of the front, she wouldnt have done anything about it because its not her section. ive seen alsmot a hundred people otu there before drink shots from liqour bottles and smoking blunts back there and no one ever says shit.

this bitch was jsut in a bad mood and wanted to start some shit. thats alll there is too it.

BlackSnake1996

02-22-2009, 07:41 AM

I went to El Chico's yesterday and was sitting there eating free chips and salsa with a cold glass of ice water. It was all good till I whipped out my home made tacos. Waitress had a bitch fit! WTH? :shrug:

Futurama

02-22-2009, 07:42 AM

BlackSnake1996

02-22-2009, 07:45 AM

have you even been to kellers?

Yeah, I was just giving you guys a hard time. I was there week before last. Use to go most every weekend for years.

Prostock1

02-22-2009, 07:58 AM

PUSHROD

02-22-2009, 09:23 AM

classic scene from There's something about Mary....lol

92Notch

02-22-2009, 09:57 AM

the beer at kellers is cheap anyways. why not buy beer there and help out a small business? the food is reasonable too.
Because they dont sell any beers worth drinking there.

92Notch

02-22-2009, 10:01 AM

4 more friends of mine were coming to meet us at Keller's last night too. Everyone of them turned around and went back home. So they missed out on 7 potential customers.

Super Coupe

02-22-2009, 05:10 PM

4 more friends of mine were coming to meet us at Keller's last night too. Everyone of them turned around and went back home. So they missed out on 7 potential customers.

They might as well shut that place down then.

$leepyLx

02-22-2009, 05:25 PM

I had a few of my friends with bikes with me, they werent busy by any means last thursday. They would not serve us food. and threatened to call the police if we didnt leave. so yeah fuck kellers

03trubluGT

02-22-2009, 07:11 PM

if I don't leave with my Shiner that she will call the cops.

Just what did she expect the cops were gonna do????

I'm sure you could have gotten rid of it before they arrived, and her issue was with the one beer. Just put it back in your car.

If I would have gotten that call I would have laughed at her.

BlackSnake1996

02-22-2009, 07:18 PM

4 more friends of mine were coming to meet us at Keller's last night too. Everyone of them turned around and went back home. So they missed out on 7 potential customers.

They were commin to drink your beer though.:wink:

92Notch

02-22-2009, 07:40 PM

Just what did she expect the cops were gonna do????

I'm sure you could have gotten rid of it before they arrived, and her issue was with the one beer. Just put it back in your car.

If I would have gotten that call I would have laughed at her.

I asked her if I could just put it back in the car, as did futurama and others. She said no, and that I had to leave or they could get in trouble by the TABC. :thinking:

whiteboy

02-22-2009, 08:31 PM

Because they dont sell any beers worth drinking there.

Damn you cry alot. Put it in a cup. or buy what they have and not act like a bitch when you dont get your way!

Kellers rocks been going out there for 12 years never had ANY problems

92Notch

02-22-2009, 08:33 PM

Damn you cry alot. Put it in a cup. or buy what they have and not act like a bitch when you dont get your way!

Kellers rocks been going out there for 12 years never had ANY problems

I was willing to put it back in the trunk and not drink beer at all but they said it was not an option....so stfu

Futurama

02-22-2009, 08:48 PM

Damn you cry alot. Put it in a cup. or buy what they have and not act like a bitch when you dont get your way!

Kellers rocks been going out there for 12 years never had ANY problems you're not even 12years old!

whiteboy

02-22-2009, 08:53 PM

you're not even 12years old!

Are you drunk again??

:kabong:

Futurama

02-22-2009, 08:59 PM

Are you drunk again??

:kabong:

well you sure dont act like your 12 sometime, go callout CC or someting, we dont need your shit in here.

whiteboy

02-22-2009, 09:04 PM

well you sure dont act like your 12 sometime, go callout CC or someting, we dont need your shit in here.

I'm done with him I need a new bitch now.

crxpert

02-22-2009, 09:12 PM

Because they dont sell any beers worth drinking there.

sounds like your too high class for kellers anyways. :) your not missing much. don't sweat it.

Chuck

02-22-2009, 09:34 PM

Don't break the rules and you won't get yelled at by a $5/hr car hop.

blownaltered

02-23-2009, 09:03 AM

I was willing to put it back in the trunk and not drink beer at all but they said it was not an option....so stfu

No you said you put it back in the trunk moved your car accross the street and then came back with another beer, if you would have returned without a beer there wouldn't have been another issue. You can't take your own beer to Chili's can you?

92Notch

02-23-2009, 09:57 AM

No you said you put it back in the trunk moved your car accross the street and then came back with another beer, if you would have returned without a beer there wouldn't have been another issue. You can't take your own beer to Chili's can you?
I had the beer in my inside jacket pocket. It was not visible to her and she was telling me to leave so I said fuck it and got the beer out and started drinking it.

Nate

02-23-2009, 10:01 AM

Dude you are coming across as a douchebag. You broke rules and were asked to leave, man up and shut up.

92Notch

02-23-2009, 10:04 AM

Dude you are coming across as a douchebag. You broke rules and were asked to leave, man up and shut up.

How can a place like that kick 1 person out when 100 show up every week end and half of them bring their own beer? seriously its stupid

Nate

02-23-2009, 10:05 AM

How can a place like that kick 1 person out when 100 show up every week end and half of them bring their own beer? seriously its stupid

That place isn't a democracy...if the people that own it/work there tell you to do something you do it or leave. It's pretty damn simple lol.

92Notch

02-23-2009, 10:12 AM

That place isn't a democracy...if the people that own it/work there tell you to do something you do it or leave. It's pretty damn simple lol.

The point is out of all the people who bring their own beer why would the single someone out? I had yet to speak to anyone when they asked me to leave. It was literally 15 seconds after I got out of my car. Its a nice way to lose customers!

bcoop

02-23-2009, 10:20 AM

The point is out of all the people who bring their own beer why would the single someone out? I had yet to speak to anyone when they asked me to leave. It was literally 15 seconds after I got out of my car. Its a nice way to lose customers!

They singled you out because you're a fucking moron. Jesus Christ, are you really this ignorant? Did you ever think to consider that the other people that bring their own beer, bring brands that Keller's sells so they don't get caught? As a business owner, I'd kick every last fucking one of them out.

I'm sure Keller's doesn't give a flying fuck about losing your business, or your 7 friends "potential business." People throw out "potential business" all the fucking time. Most of the time, they're just looking for a reason to bitch and weren't ever planning on spending money with said establishment anyways.

Nate

02-23-2009, 10:20 AM

You aren't getting it, you are reverting back to how you were when you hung out with stupid coupe.

Pro88LX

02-23-2009, 10:25 AM

no 5 special, tots and a Dr Pepper FTW!!!!!

92Notch

02-23-2009, 10:37 AM

They singled you out because you're a fucking moron. Jesus Christ, are you really this ignorant? Did you ever think to consider that the other people that bring their own beer, bring brands that Keller's sells so they don't get caught? As a business owner, I'd kick every last fucking one of them out.

I'm sure Keller's doesn't give a flying fuck about losing your business, or your 7 friends "potential business." People throw out "potential business" all the fucking time. Most of the time, they're just looking for a reason to bitch and weren't ever planning on spending money with said establishment anyways.

Dude we see people walking around with a whole bottles of vodka taking drinks straight from the bottle and never get thrown out!

Somewhere in Time

02-23-2009, 10:55 AM

Dude we see people walking around with a whole bottles of vodka taking drinks straight from the bottle and never get thrown out!

Maybe they just don't like you.

bcoop

02-23-2009, 10:56 AM

Dude we see people walking around with a whole bottles of vodka taking drinks straight from the bottle and never get thrown out!

They probably aren't douchebags with a sense of self entitlement, like you have.

Racewerx

02-23-2009, 11:26 AM

I aways bring my own beer to Kellers and have never had a problem, but I make sure the coast is clear before I bring out suds. Thats why I love going out there.

crxpert

02-23-2009, 03:08 PM

The point is out of all the people who bring their own beer why would the single someone out? I had yet to speak to anyone when they asked me to leave. It was literally 15 seconds after I got out of my car. Its a nice way to lose customers!

because they bring bud lite longnecks and order extra napkins. :D

or just buy a 12 pack from them and drink it there.

billy's01cobra

02-23-2009, 04:54 PM

ok....

Zfan

02-23-2009, 05:13 PM

Been going to Keller's for almost 10 yrs and never had a beef with the staff. Leave the brew and buy there's, it's as cheap as your going to find it damn near anywhere. She was probably pissed off because she wasn't selling enough brew or she needed some wood thrown between her legs.

Either way if you do not come back it's your loss, I really like hanging there on saturday nights. Take a chill pill and give it another try but leave the beer in the trunk:cool2:

Rreemo

02-24-2009, 11:25 AM

The issue might have been that you showed up in a BMW with what she mistakenly thought was Imported beer.

Kellers in certainly a dump, but I've never had a problem out there....I typically buy their beer though...if I'm driving all that ways I'm only going to have a few anyway.

Rreemo

02-24-2009, 11:26 AM

Just what did she expect the cops were gonna do????

I'm sure you could have gotten rid of it before they arrived, and her issue was with the one beer. Just put it back in your car.

If I would have gotten that call I would have laughed at her.

Gotta remember though, it's crooked assed Dallas....and I'm pretty sure that they have some cops that are regulars that look after them.

Pro Trash

02-24-2009, 11:54 AM

4 more friends of mine were coming to meet us at Keller's last night too. Everyone of them turned around and went back home. So they missed out on 7 potential customers.

I will still go there, they have great burgers. I doubt the fact they lost 7 customers who bring there own and might have ordered a burger is gonna cause them any economic strife.