TangerineStang
04-30-2002, 06:56 PM
>After 15 years, a prisoner escapes. As he runs away, he finds a
>house and breaks into it. He finds a young couple in bed. He gets the
>guy out of bed, ties him up on a chair, ties up the woman to the bed
and
>while he gets on top of her, he kisses her on the neck, then gets up,
and
>goes to the bathroom.
>
>While he is there, the husband tells his wife, Listen, this guy is a
>prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent a lot of time in
prison,
>and
>has not seen a woman in years. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't
>complain,
>just do what he tells you, give him satisfaction. This guy must be
>dangerous,
>if he gets angry, he will kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you.
>
>To which the wife responds, I am glad you think that way. Sure, he
>has not seen a woman in years, but he was not kissing my neck. He was
>whispering in my ear. He told me that he found you very sexy, and asked
if
>we
>kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you, too...
>house and breaks into it. He finds a young couple in bed. He gets the
>guy out of bed, ties him up on a chair, ties up the woman to the bed
and
>while he gets on top of her, he kisses her on the neck, then gets up,
and
>goes to the bathroom.
>
>While he is there, the husband tells his wife, Listen, this guy is a
>prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent a lot of time in
prison,
>and
>has not seen a woman in years. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't
>complain,
>just do what he tells you, give him satisfaction. This guy must be
>dangerous,
>if he gets angry, he will kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you.
>
>To which the wife responds, I am glad you think that way. Sure, he
>has not seen a woman in years, but he was not kissing my neck. He was
>whispering in my ear. He told me that he found you very sexy, and asked
if
>we
>kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you, too...