SNEAKY
04-30-2002, 02:59 PM
A flat-chested young lady went to see Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements. He told her, "Every day when you get out of the shower, rub your nipples and say, 'Scooby dooby doobies, I want bigger boobies.' "
She did this faithfully every day and, after several months, it worked. She
had great, large boobies!
One morning she was on the bus, going to work, when she realized that she had forgotten her morning ritual. At that point, loving her big, new boobies and not wanting them to shrink, she got up right in the middle
of the bus and said, "Scooby dooby doobies, I want bigger boobies."
A guy sitting nearby asked her, "Do you go to Dr. Smith, by any chance?"
"Why yes, I do! How did you know?"
"Hickory dickory dock...."
She did this faithfully every day and, after several months, it worked. She
had great, large boobies!
One morning she was on the bus, going to work, when she realized that she had forgotten her morning ritual. At that point, loving her big, new boobies and not wanting them to shrink, she got up right in the middle
of the bus and said, "Scooby dooby doobies, I want bigger boobies."
A guy sitting nearby asked her, "Do you go to Dr. Smith, by any chance?"
"Why yes, I do! How did you know?"
"Hickory dickory dock...."