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Slowhand
01-13-2009, 03:43 PM
PETA's Save The Sea Kittens Web Site
Day to Day, January 12, 2009 · "Sea kittens" is the new term being used by People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, for the creatures they believe are in dire need of an image makeover: fish.

"PETA thought that by renaming fish sea kittens, compassionate people who would never dream of hurting a dog or a cat might extend that sympathy to fish, or sea kittens," PETA campaign coordinator Ashley Byrne says.

Byrne says that rebranding fish as sea kittens was obvious.

"Fish not only have the same ability to feel pain as a dog or a cat, but they also communicate with one another," she says. "They have complex social interactions; they form bonds; they express affection by gently rubbing against one another."

The PETA campaign boasts a colorful, interactive Web site aimed at children and their parents. It offers sea kitten bedtime stories and a design-your-own sea kitten in hopes it will build compassion in families.

"Most parents would never dream of spending a weekend torturing kittens for fun with their families, but hooking a sea kitten through the mouth and dragging her through the water is the same as hooking a kitten through the mouth and dragging her behind your car," Byrne says.

Alaskan Resistance

PETA has so far only promoted the campaign in North Carolina but plans to take it nationwide, even to Alaska — a state where fishing is both a source of recreation and many families' livelihoods.

In the small fishing town of Unalaska, population just under 4,000, some people see the campaign differently.

"I don't see fish as sea kittens; I see them as food," says 12-year-old Chastity Haskins.

Haskins is looking at the PETA site with her friend, Harmony Wayner, 11.

"It just doesn't look right," Harmony says. Harmony, the fourth generation of a commercial fishing family, looks at the cartoon fish and reads through the information on the site. "They say that they're intelligent, but they're not really," Harmony says. "They have tiny, tiny little brains. Very miniature."

The girls also take issue with the claims that sea kittens are unhealthy to eat.

"They only talk about farm fish — it's not wild Alaskan, which is very good for you," Harmony says.

Sea-Kitten-Friendly Environments

"I don't understand how it makes sense," says fisheries observer Mary Powers, who works on fishing boats to collect data on the catches. She thinks the campaign, which encourages people to petition the Fish and Wildlife Service to stop the hunting of sea kittens, is misguided. "It seems like it's discouraging Americans to buy our product, which I think is unpatriotic."

But Byrne says that even if people lose jobs in the fishing industry through the success of the campaign, they could find work in more sea-kitten-friendly environments.

"So as there is less of a demand for foods like fish, there is more of a demand for other foods, and jobs open up in those industries," Byrne says.

National Marine Fisheries Service management biologist Brian Dixon doesn't see the change coming anytime soon.

"Well, it may raise some money for PETA, but I don't think it'll change the way we manage the fisheries," Dixon says. "I think I may eat some sea kittens tonight."

At PETA's Web site, peta.org, users can create custom Sea Kittens like the one seen above.

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=99249669

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Discuss.

Chuck
01-13-2009, 03:48 PM
Sea kittens are good eating.

46Tbird
01-13-2009, 03:49 PM
That might be the funniest shit I've ever read.

I can't wait to go to my mom's house and tell her that her 200-gal aquarium is full of sea kittens.

JP135
01-13-2009, 03:50 PM
I likes me some sea kitten with some cold beer. Fried or broiled; either one is ok with me.

Vertnut
01-13-2009, 03:50 PM
If it was up to those assholes, the only edible things on earth, would be rocks...

Somewhere in Time
01-13-2009, 03:51 PM
I prefer my sea kittens grilled with rice. Fucking tree huggers.

Sean88gt
01-13-2009, 03:53 PM
PETA = A gaggle of assholes.

Who Needs 8
01-13-2009, 04:04 PM
Yet more proof that vegitarians have lower IQ's than meat eaters.

helosailor
01-13-2009, 04:07 PM
I'm a member of peta...People Eating Tasty Animals :D

sc281_99-0135
01-13-2009, 04:20 PM
I'm a member of peta...People Eating Tasty Animals :D

you too? :fing02:

Jester
01-13-2009, 04:25 PM
I can't wait to buy my new sea kitten boat and go after some 200lb sea kittens!

Sean88gt
01-13-2009, 04:31 PM
I eat raw sea kitten, after it's been properly shaved and cleaned.

Muffrazr
01-13-2009, 04:36 PM
Damn, I'm gonna have to try me some of this sea kitten.

71chevellejohn
01-13-2009, 04:52 PM
I eat raw sea kitten, after it's been properly shaved and cleaned.

You beat me to the pussy joke, damnit

Cooter
01-13-2009, 04:55 PM
I rarely wish death on large groups of people... makes me feel a little too sociopathic... but I really wish all those mother fuckers would die

Sean88gt
01-13-2009, 05:08 PM
I rarely wish death on large groups of people... makes me feel a little too sociopathic... but I really wish all those mother fuckers would die

I majored in Sociopathology!

mopar63
01-13-2009, 05:57 PM
I rarely wish death on large groups of people... makes me feel a little too sociopathic... but I really wish all those mother fuckers would die

(Golf Clap) Could not have said it better myself.

forever_frost
01-13-2009, 07:24 PM
Sea Kittens? Really? Now I REALLY want to eat fish. I fucking hate cats

thesource
01-13-2009, 07:40 PM
Sea Island has some bad ass lemon pepper sea kittens !!!!

Stevo
01-13-2009, 11:21 PM
I was actually looking for a link at the bottom of the story from "The Onion". I cannot believe this is real.

Stevo

Yale
01-14-2009, 02:54 AM
I was actually looking for a link at the bottom of the story from "The Onion". I cannot believe this is real.

Stevo

x2
When I saw, "npr.org," I let out an involuntary, "you've got to be shitting me."

black01gt
01-14-2009, 09:40 AM
so what would "fishermen" be called?

46Tbird
01-14-2009, 09:42 AM
Sea kitten murderers!

black01gt
01-14-2009, 09:43 AM
Sea kitten murderers!
savage bastards!!!

Stevo
01-14-2009, 04:33 PM
Oh go on, pet the sea kitten:


http://sucktheday.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/give_us_a_kiss_love.jpg

Stevo

Ylw 98~~SNAKE~~
01-16-2009, 01:22 PM
damn those people are dumb :no:

97blkpny
01-16-2009, 01:25 PM
My hate for PETA grows daily. :rant: What about fresh water fish?

poopnut2
01-16-2009, 03:15 PM
What's wrong with eating dogs and cats?

Mustangman_2000
01-16-2009, 09:18 PM
These people are obviously insane.