Washington Monument Speech

[Avery'sDad]

Just curious on how he would make his entrance.

[midniteblue5.0]

he will roll up in a caprice classic siting on foe foe's!! with a wood grain wheel with a slice of watermelon yelling YEAAAAAAAYYYAHHHH!!!!

[HOOCBB]

Being played up as the messiah of the nation, he will likely walk on the water...It was Moses that parted the Red Sea for the Israelites to cross out of Egypt.

[Casper]

Won't he be more like Zarathustra and make the monument come to him?

[AL P]

He will be flown down from heaven by tiny little winged angels on a ribbon of pure silk....

[Blown03_GT]

I figure he'll show up in a something like the pope-mobile, since some nut job out there will most likey be taking a shot at him the first chance they get.

I don't want to see him shot, but there are enough gun toting red-necks in this country that at least one of them will give it a try.

[FSON]

he'll be walking on water after he's watered down on:
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[Casper]

I figure he'll show up in a something like the pope-mobile, since some nut job out there will most likey be taking a shot at him the first chance they get.

I don't want to see him shot, but there are enough gun toting red-necks in this country that at least one of them will give it a try.

I don't know, the gun stealing black muslim pedophiles seem to be pretty active in that region if history is a judge.