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SVTCobra_93
04-25-2002, 09:28 PM
Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 a piece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards..... NAIVE.

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OK... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs", what does that make the Tennessee Titans ?

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If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one enjoys
it?

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If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

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When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts" and you put your two cents in . . what happens to the other penny?

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Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

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Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

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Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

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Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

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Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

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"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

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If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

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If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

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Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

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What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me: they're cramming for their final exam.

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I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

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If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

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You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

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No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning.

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Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

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If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

Kaji
04-25-2002, 11:13 PM
That stuff is pretty funny