smokeybrnout_bgsu
04-25-2002, 01:54 PM
A man is sitting in his chair watching TV when he hears his wife yell to him, "Honey will you please come fix the hallway light, it has been flickering all night." The husband replies, "Are you serious, does it look like i have GE written on my shirt."
A while later the wife again asks her husband, "Honey will you come outside and fix the stairs to the front porch, they have been broken for some time now." The husband yells back,"Are you kidding me, does it look like I have Home Depot written on my shirt!"
The husband, starting to get upset, walks down to the local bar for a drink. When he returns he notices that the light is fixed along with the stairs to the front porch. When he sees his wife he asks her, "Who fixed the light and the stairs?" She replies, "A young man stopped by and offered to fix it for me if i would bake him a cake or go to bed with him."
The husband asks, "What kind of cake did you bake him?" The wife replies, "ARE YOU SERIOUS, does it look like i have Betty Crocker written on shirt!?"
A while later the wife again asks her husband, "Honey will you come outside and fix the stairs to the front porch, they have been broken for some time now." The husband yells back,"Are you kidding me, does it look like I have Home Depot written on my shirt!"
The husband, starting to get upset, walks down to the local bar for a drink. When he returns he notices that the light is fixed along with the stairs to the front porch. When he sees his wife he asks her, "Who fixed the light and the stairs?" She replies, "A young man stopped by and offered to fix it for me if i would bake him a cake or go to bed with him."
The husband asks, "What kind of cake did you bake him?" The wife replies, "ARE YOU SERIOUS, does it look like i have Betty Crocker written on shirt!?"