tealsnake93
04-24-2002, 05:36 PM
An old couple was getting ready for bed one night and the wife says to her husband,
"I want some bigger boobs",
The old man with a puzzled look replies,
"Bigger boobs!? That costs a shit ton of money!"
The old man sighs and ponders the thought for a second and with a serious look says,
"O.K., I know how you can make your boobs bigger without surgery....."
"How?", the wife replies.
..."every mornig and every night, take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your boobs."
His wife looks at him and says,
"Now thats stupid, how the hell is that going to work?'
He replies," I don't know but it worked for your ass!":p
"I want some bigger boobs",
The old man with a puzzled look replies,
"Bigger boobs!? That costs a shit ton of money!"
The old man sighs and ponders the thought for a second and with a serious look says,
"O.K., I know how you can make your boobs bigger without surgery....."
"How?", the wife replies.
..."every mornig and every night, take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your boobs."
His wife looks at him and says,
"Now thats stupid, how the hell is that going to work?'
He replies," I don't know but it worked for your ass!":p