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09-22-2008, 02:22 PM
Dear Abby,

I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas, who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth. One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana.

They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas.

I have two brothers: one is currently serving a life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute while lives in Longview. She is a part time 'working girl'.

All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiance and look forward to bringing her into the family.

I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.

Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Obama for
President?

Signed, Worried About My Reputation

turbodriven
09-22-2008, 02:29 PM
I got this one.


REPOST.

FreightTrain
09-22-2008, 05:20 PM
I got this one.


REPOST.


Thanks for holding down the fort. :)

silvercobra03
09-22-2008, 10:12 PM
How many times has this been posted 3 or 4 times now?

10sec302
09-23-2008, 06:37 AM
How many times has this been posted 3 or 4 time now?


Obviously it was posted by someone else before. 99% of the people who post jokes, dont do it twice.

That would be like you standing around a group of people and a person starting a joke and you saying "How many times have we heard this, 3 or 4 times now?"


We dont need the re-post patrol...

jluv
09-24-2008, 09:47 AM
That would be like you standing around a group of people and a person starting a joke and you saying "How many times have we heard this, 3 or 4 times now?"

Actually, wouldn't it be more like standing around a group of people and hearing that joke told several times from different people standing in that same group and then finally pointing out to the next teller that it's already been told to the group?


We dont need the re-post patrol...

Look out! It's the repost patrol patrol!

silvercobra03
09-25-2008, 04:14 PM
Look out! It's the repost patrol patrol!

lol

We dont need the re-post patrol...

Why not :confused:

junior
09-26-2008, 03:50 PM
free post??

Swamp Donkey
10-01-2008, 12:33 PM
free post??

I don't think post count changes in this forum.

347Mike
10-01-2008, 12:44 PM
wow. Fail.