Memo
09-09-2008, 12:17 PM
I dont think this is really a joke but I couldn't decide where to put it. Sorry if it's a repost but it made me crack a smile. :D
Sodas - My vieja cooks good and sodas her sister.
Cheese - Maria likes me pero cheese too fat.
Chile - When my wife and I were dating, she was fine, but since
we got married chile herself go.
Juarez - My vieja slapped me and I said, juarez your problem?
Bish!
Chicken - My wife wanted me to go to the store, but chicken go
herself.
Harrassment - Orale vato my old lady caught me in bed wit my
sancha pero harrasment nothing to me!!!
Water - My vieja gets mad and I dont even know water problem
is.
Brief - My homie farted really bad, and I could not brief.
Mushroom - Orale vato, when all my familia gets in the car,
there is not mushroom.
Frito - After arguing with the pinche policia he told me i wuz
frito go.
Wafer - I wanted to go to the movies with my friends, pero los
mensos didn't wafer me.
Liver and Cheese - Some vato tried to sweet talk my ruca, I
told him "orale loco liver alone cheese mines"
Chinos- My mom thinks chinos everything! Chinos nothing!
Bishop - We went to the movies and Rosa fell down & I had to
pick the bishop!
Horchata - You can keep talking your crap horchata hell up!
Herpes - Me and my girlfriends ordered some pizza, I got my
piece and she got herpes.
Pikachu - My dad took me and my brothers to payless and told us
to pikachu.
July - You told me you were going to the store and July to me!
Julyer!
Machine gun - I was invited to go play poker with some homies,
pero I didnt go, esos vatos machine gun all my money!!
Sodas - My vieja cooks good and sodas her sister.
Cheese - Maria likes me pero cheese too fat.
Chile - When my wife and I were dating, she was fine, but since
we got married chile herself go.
Juarez - My vieja slapped me and I said, juarez your problem?
Bish!
Chicken - My wife wanted me to go to the store, but chicken go
herself.
Harrassment - Orale vato my old lady caught me in bed wit my
sancha pero harrasment nothing to me!!!
Water - My vieja gets mad and I dont even know water problem
is.
Brief - My homie farted really bad, and I could not brief.
Mushroom - Orale vato, when all my familia gets in the car,
there is not mushroom.
Frito - After arguing with the pinche policia he told me i wuz
frito go.
Wafer - I wanted to go to the movies with my friends, pero los
mensos didn't wafer me.
Liver and Cheese - Some vato tried to sweet talk my ruca, I
told him "orale loco liver alone cheese mines"
Chinos- My mom thinks chinos everything! Chinos nothing!
Bishop - We went to the movies and Rosa fell down & I had to
pick the bishop!
Horchata - You can keep talking your crap horchata hell up!
Herpes - Me and my girlfriends ordered some pizza, I got my
piece and she got herpes.
Pikachu - My dad took me and my brothers to payless and told us
to pikachu.
July - You told me you were going to the store and July to me!
Julyer!
Machine gun - I was invited to go play poker with some homies,
pero I didnt go, esos vatos machine gun all my money!!