347Mike
09-05-2008, 11:07 AM
An Irishman in a wheel chair entered a restaurant one afternoon and
asked the waitress for a cup of coffee.
The Irishman looked across the
restaurant and asked, 'Is that Jesus sitting over there?'
The waitress nodded 'yes,' so the Irishman told her to give Jesus a cup
of coffee on him.
The next patron to come in was an Englishman with a hunched back.
He
shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for
a cup of hot tea.
He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, 'Is
that Jesus over there?'
The waitress nodded again, so the Englishman said to give Jesus a cup of
hot tea, too.
The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Brotha from the hood
on crutches.
He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, 'Hey
there sweet thang, hook a brotha up with a cold glass of RC!'
He,too, looked across the restaurant and asked, 'Is that God's baby boy
over there?'
The waitress nodded again, so the Brotha said to hook Jesus up with a
cold glass of RC, too.
As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Irishman, touched him and
said, 'For your kindness, you are healed.
' The Irishman felt the
strength come back into his legs, got up and danced a jig out the door.
Jesus also passed by the Englishman, touched him and said, 'For your
kindness, you are healed.
' The Englishman felt his back straightening
up, and he rose up his hands, praised the Lord and did a series of back
flips out the door.
Then Jesus walked towards the Brotha from the hood.
The Brotha jumped up
and yelled, 'Slow ya role playa, don't touch me dog, I'm drawin'
disability!!!!!'
asked the waitress for a cup of coffee.
The Irishman looked across the
restaurant and asked, 'Is that Jesus sitting over there?'
The waitress nodded 'yes,' so the Irishman told her to give Jesus a cup
of coffee on him.
The next patron to come in was an Englishman with a hunched back.
He
shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for
a cup of hot tea.
He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, 'Is
that Jesus over there?'
The waitress nodded again, so the Englishman said to give Jesus a cup of
hot tea, too.
The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Brotha from the hood
on crutches.
He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, 'Hey
there sweet thang, hook a brotha up with a cold glass of RC!'
He,too, looked across the restaurant and asked, 'Is that God's baby boy
over there?'
The waitress nodded again, so the Brotha said to hook Jesus up with a
cold glass of RC, too.
As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Irishman, touched him and
said, 'For your kindness, you are healed.
' The Irishman felt the
strength come back into his legs, got up and danced a jig out the door.
Jesus also passed by the Englishman, touched him and said, 'For your
kindness, you are healed.
' The Englishman felt his back straightening
up, and he rose up his hands, praised the Lord and did a series of back
flips out the door.
Then Jesus walked towards the Brotha from the hood.
The Brotha jumped up
and yelled, 'Slow ya role playa, don't touch me dog, I'm drawin'
disability!!!!!'