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mustangguy289
08-30-2008, 10:01 PM
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown
Chicago . Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man
knocks on his window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What
happened, what's the hold Up?'
'Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary
Clinton, Oprah Winfrey, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson
and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 Million ransom.
Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and
Set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a
collection.'
The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone
giving?'


'About a gallon.'
That_Is_My_El_Camino
08-31-2008, 02:19 PM
'Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary
Clinton, Oprah Winfrey, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson
and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 Million ransom./PREDICTABLE
joes01bullitt
09-04-2008, 08:55 AM
eh....
bjtheman1
09-04-2008, 09:04 AM
saw it coming
IHaveAMustang
09-04-2008, 02:37 PM
I found it slightly amusing 5 / 10
mightyp
09-05-2008, 09:28 AM
I thought it was funny.
suckmystang
09-07-2008, 10:23 PM
Definately better than the last four I gave my time to.. and to think I was about ready to just give up..
MrEd
09-08-2008, 08:11 PM
:rolleyes:
was hoping for a better punch line
silverstang04
09-08-2008, 08:35 PM
*cough*

next!
88Whitepony
09-11-2008, 04:11 PM
throw mccain in and i will laugh
bcoop
09-11-2008, 04:12 PM
throw mccain in and i will laugh


No wonder you don't get it. :rolleyes:
88Whitepony
09-11-2008, 04:14 PM
No wonder you don't get it. :rolleyes:

No, I get it... I just don't see burning Obama nearly as funny as I do burning Mccain
bcoop
09-11-2008, 04:18 PM
No, I get it... I just don't see burning Obama nearly as funny as I do burning Mccain



Then I'd say add you to the list of burnees. Just sayin....
88Whitepony
09-11-2008, 04:22 PM
Then I'd say add you to the list of burnees. Just sayin....

Nicely put, take after Mccain with the slams. Anyone that is proposing a 425-480 Billion$ budget, I will not support. Just sayin....
bcoop
09-11-2008, 04:24 PM
Nicely put, take after Mccain with the slams. Anyone that is proposing a 425-480 Billion$ budget, I will not support. Just sayin....


Take after McCain with the slams?


Obama's the one that called Palin a pig with lipstick.

I'm done. The political forum is best suited for this.
88Whitepony
09-11-2008, 04:27 PM
Take after McCain with the slams?


Obama's the one that called Palin a pig with lipstick.

I'm done. The political forum is best suited for this.

:cool: You can't be serious? He neverput a name to anything and simply used it as a reference. Besides, Obama has praised the man many times and in return has gotten slammed repeatedly :rolleyes:
That_Is_My_El_Camino
09-11-2008, 09:38 PM
:cool: You can't be serious? He neverput a name to anything and simply used it as a reference. Besides, Obama has praised the man many times and in return has gotten slammed repeatedly :rolleyes:Obama shouldn't be such a douchebag; then he wouldn't find himself the victim of slams directed at douchebags nearly as often.