mustangguy289
07-24-2008, 03:16 PM
Near Fredericksburg, Texas, where there is a large German-speaking population, a farmer walking down a country road notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand.
The Amish man shouts: 'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.'
Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows have [crapped] in it.' The man shouts back: 'I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama, I can't understand you. Please speak in English.'
The Amish man says: 'Use two hands, you'll get more.
The Amish man shouts: 'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.'
Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows have [crapped] in it.' The man shouts back: 'I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama, I can't understand you. Please speak in English.'
The Amish man says: 'Use two hands, you'll get more.