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Denny
06-15-2008, 05:53 AM
that Tiger Woods fella is a badass. Fuck!

BlackSnake1996
06-15-2008, 06:40 AM
The man is King of tha game.

Denny
06-15-2008, 06:43 AM
Two eagles to get the lead and out of the round. I can't wait to see the final round.

BlackSnake1996
06-15-2008, 06:47 AM
You know the other players are like, "forget the win, Tiger's playin again".

I play golf, and I cannot understand for the life of me how any one man can dominate the sport. It just blows my mind.

Vertnut
06-15-2008, 06:47 AM
He just had knee surgery, too. They weren't sure he could walk all those rounds so soon. I guess he can!

Denny
06-15-2008, 06:51 AM
He just had knee surgery, too. They weren't sure he could walk all those rounds so soon. I guess he can!
He looks OK when walking. It's just his left knee on his follow-through. Still crazy to pull off a great shot, let alone his shots, knowing that you're about to get a big sting.

BlackSnake1996
06-15-2008, 06:53 AM
He looks OK when walking. It's just his left knee on his follow-through. Still crazy to pull off a great shot, let alone his shots, knowing that you're about to get a big sting.
Cortisone. :)

Vertnut
06-15-2008, 06:55 AM
He looks OK when walking. It's just his left knee on his follow-through. Still crazy to pull off a great shot, let alone his shots, knowing that you're about to get a big sting.
I think he'd rather hurt than lose. The man is driven...

KADUKU
06-15-2008, 07:53 AM
Yup, he has like what 4 majors. He is going to be the best ever when he puts it up... He will play for many years also.

davbrucas
06-15-2008, 08:16 AM
LOL at 4 majors...he won 4 in a single year (not calendar year) a few years back. He has 13 majors championships so far. Here is some info on wikipedia about him...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiger_Woods

Looks like he has made $770million since turning pro in 1996. Good grief...

Denny
06-15-2008, 08:28 AM
LOL at 4 majors...he won 4 in a single year (not calendar year) a few years back. He has 13 majors championships so far. Here is some info on wikipedia about him...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiger_Woods

Looks like he has made $770million since turning pro in 1996. Good grief...
Funny thing is, he could have gone Tour a few years before that and still done OK.

BlackSnake1996
06-15-2008, 09:59 AM
Looks like he has made $770million since turning pro in 1996. Good grief...
:eek:

Turd
06-15-2008, 02:51 PM
(tigers head)"well nobody else wants to win, I guess I'll just get these 5 strokes back real quick.....gimpknee be damned"

back nine today when knee really starts hurting, Tiger rips leg off and beats Westwood over the head with it.....still shoots 69 FTW!

the man is unreal

momo stallion
06-15-2008, 03:20 PM
he is good but i still hate him. highly unlikely but i hope he fails today.

BlackSnake1996
06-15-2008, 05:25 PM
he is good but i still hate him. highly unlikely but i hope he fails today.
How can you hate the master?

gpamp
06-15-2008, 05:29 PM
Its odd watching him today, because I don't think he's hit the fairway from a drive once. The fact that he's even is almost fly-by-the-seat-of-his-pants luck.

Yesterday, however, was amazing. That put from the fringe brought a rockstar cheer to the crowd. Bad ass.

momo stallion
06-15-2008, 05:32 PM
How can you hate the master?

easy. the sheer amount of cocksuckers attached to him, the endless media coverage, his stupid overreactions and childish attitude, his dad, his Taiwanese hooker of a mom and amount of endorsements/commercials all add up to reasons to hate him.

if it makes you feel better i hate peyton manning too.

BlackSnake1996
06-15-2008, 05:33 PM
easy. the sheer amount of cocksuckers attached to him, the endless media coverage, his stupid overreactions and childish attitude, his dad, his Taiwanese hooker of a mom and amount of endorsements/commercials all add up to reasons to hate him.

if it makes you feel better i hate peyton manning too.
LOL

FWT03Term
06-15-2008, 06:14 PM
How can you hate the master?

If he doesn't win, you will see how in the paper tomorrow. It will hardly mention the winner. Just Tiger this and Tiger that and Tigers knee. Just like the Masters this year. It was pathetic and probably cost Trevor Immelman some endorsement money because he didn't get the accolades/press the Masters winner used to.

In the press tent at Augusta, Tiger should have said "this isn't about me, let's celebrate Trevors great victory". That would go a long way for this golf fan.

End of rant!

BlackSnake1996
06-15-2008, 06:20 PM
If he doesn't win, you will see how in the paper tomorrow. It will hardly mention the winner. Just Tiger this and Tiger that and Tigers knee. Just like the Masters this year. It was pathetic and probably cost Trevor Immelman some endorsement money because he didn't get the accolades/press the Masters winner used to.

In the press tent at Augusta, Tiger should have said "this isn't about me, let's celebrate Trevors great victory". That would go a long way for this golf fan.

End of rant!
True. I see the point, but damn he's great.

FWT03Term
06-15-2008, 07:20 PM
True. I see the point, but damn he's great.


Yup, he is the definition of greatness. He has a nice looking wife too :D

FWT03Term
06-15-2008, 07:55 PM
Tiger did it. 18 hole playoff tomorrow. The workforce will have the Torrey Pines flu.

momo stallion
06-15-2008, 07:58 PM
damn it!

jakesford
06-15-2008, 08:02 PM
I'm not the biggest tiger fan, partly due to his own doing... Personally I don't like the attitude he carries on the course most of the time. I also wish the media would back off a little. I know this isn't his fault, but when he's 10 shots off the lead, but still gets 1/2 the air time somethings wrong :o

I think mediate has played great since Thursday and I hope he kicks tiger's ass tomorrow!

STANGGT40
06-15-2008, 08:06 PM
that guy never ceases to amaze me!

Da Prez
06-15-2008, 08:40 PM
what a finish, it takes a knee surgery and 2 months off of golf to bring him down to the other guys level... he played like shit and still good enuf to tie for first, hope he kicks ass tomorrow... i cant stand how that mediate mofo was dancing and acting a fool, win something first you old bastard...

gpamp
06-15-2008, 09:01 PM
I found it really hard not to cheer on Rocco, though. That guy just seems like he loves the game because he loves the game. He made it so fun to watch today.

Badass2000gt
06-15-2008, 10:10 PM
If he doesn't win, you will see how in the paper tomorrow. It will hardly mention the winner. Just Tiger this and Tiger that and Tigers knee. Just like the Masters this year. It was pathetic and probably cost Trevor Immelman some endorsement money because he didn't get the accolades/press the Masters winner used to.

In the press tent at Augusta, Tiger should have said "this isn't about me, let's celebrate Trevors great victory". That would go a long way for this golf fan.

End of rant!
And what has Trevor Immelman done since then? Nothing. That is why he doesnt get any endorsement money.

krazy kris
06-15-2008, 10:18 PM
I can't see how anyone can watch golf especially tiger woods(a cry baby bitch).
theres just not enough contact in the sport, I think if someone hits the ball in the rough they have to go through a gauntlet or someone comes out of the woods with a 9 iron and beats the fuck out of them. I guess until that day comes I will still consider golf one of the most boring sports on earth

Denny
06-15-2008, 10:30 PM
I can't see how anyone can watch golf especially tiger woods(a cry baby bitch).
theres just not enough contact in the sport, I think if someone hits the ball in the rough they have to go throu a gauntlet or someone comes out of the woods with a 9 iron and beats the fuck out of them. I guess until that day comes I will still consider golf one of the most boring sports on earth
Sorry you feel that way. Go ahead and change the channel until you find something with two big men rubbing against each other. Grab some chips and a drink. Enjoy.

Badass2000gt
06-15-2008, 10:34 PM
Sorry you feel that way. Go ahead and change the channel until you find something with two big men rubbing against each other. Grab some chips and a drink. Enjoy.
LMAO

Nate
06-15-2008, 10:44 PM
I can't see how anyone can watch golf especially tiger woods(a cry baby bitch).
theres just not enough contact in the sport, I think if someone hits the ball in the rough they have to go through a gauntlet or someone comes out of the woods with a 9 iron and beats the fuck out of them. I guess until that day comes I will still consider golf one of the most boring sports on earth
You cannot fathom the skill that those guys have. there are 10's of thousands of guys who can hit long irons and drives like the guys on the PGA tour...but there is a reason they get paid this much to play golf.

momo stallion
06-15-2008, 10:53 PM
I can't see how anyone can watch golf especially tiger woods(a cry baby bitch).
theres just not enough contact in the sport, I think if someone hits the ball in the rough they have to go through a gauntlet or someone comes out of the woods with a 9 iron and beats the fuck out of them. I guess until that day comes I will still consider golf one of the most boring sports on earth


i used to feel that way when i was 12 too.

krazy kris
06-15-2008, 10:55 PM
i used to feel that way when i was 12 too.

I guess I have not reached old man status yet, and I hope Im not that boring when I get old

Nate
06-15-2008, 11:10 PM
I guess I have not reached old man status yet, and I hope Im not that boring when I get old
I started playing when I was 20, I wish I had started when I was 12. Start playing now before you dis it without trying.

krazy kris
06-15-2008, 11:22 PM
I started playing when I was 20, I wish I had started when I was 12. Start playing now before you dis it without trying.

I have played before and I really could not get into it. I guess it just requires goofy pants and a fat ass. One thing I did enjoy was tearing the hell out of the golf carts, a buddy and I started playing speed golf which was pretty cool

Nate
06-15-2008, 11:24 PM
I have played before and I really could not get into it. I guess it just requires goofy pants and a fat ass. One thing I did enjoy was tearing the hell out of the golf carts, a buddy and I started playing speed golf which was pretty cool
wow...you really just don't get it.

krazy kris
06-15-2008, 11:26 PM
wow...you really just don't get it.

no, I dont guess so

Da Prez
06-15-2008, 11:43 PM
I have played before and I really could not get into it. I guess it just requires goofy pants and a fat ass. One thing I did enjoy was tearing the hell out of the golf carts, a buddy and I started playing speed golf which was pretty cool

what a dumbass...

krazy kris
06-15-2008, 11:45 PM
what a dumbass...

nobody ask ya :rolleyes:

Da Prez
06-15-2008, 11:51 PM
nobody ask ya :rolleyes:

doesnt mean that youre not a dumbass tho...

krazy kris
06-15-2008, 11:53 PM
doesnt mean that youre not a dumbass tho...

true, but dont you have someone to go fuck in the ass :rolleyes:

grove rat
06-15-2008, 11:54 PM
what's going on in this thread

bjtheman1
06-16-2008, 08:00 AM
Tiger made a great comeback yesterday, he pulled off some shots that people were doubting he could do right now b/c of the knee. I wanted to stay home today to watch the playoff round :o

FWT03Term
06-16-2008, 08:03 AM
And what has Trevor Immelman done since then? Nothing. That is why he doesnt get any endorsement money.

With all due respect, that's the fucking stupidest post I have ever read. The guy won the Masters...this year. What has he done since then? The great majority of PGA tour pros never win a tournement, let alone a major. He could quit golf today and forever be a Masters Champion.

silverhatch
06-16-2008, 08:15 AM
I wonder if it will be online anywere today.

davbrucas
06-16-2008, 08:16 AM
I can hit the tee shot longer than most on the tour and can shoot around par but I am no where near on the level that those guys are on. I have played with Chris Dimarco and Hal Sutton and they are on an entire different level...and they are no Tiger Woods.

TOMMY
06-16-2008, 08:21 AM
Doctors say that knee might end his career early...thats the 4th surgery on the same knee. That would suck :( ................But yeah he is a badass golfer :D

redheadintx
06-16-2008, 09:08 AM
What gets me is no matter how good the shot is he is still not satisfied... lol. I was watching yesterday and after he would take a shot he would get this disgusted look on his face every time... EXCEPT for the very last shot of the day... when he knew he had tied it up. That is a man that, even as good as he is, doesn't count his chickens before they hatch. :p

davbrucas
06-16-2008, 09:36 AM
Thats why he makes $120million a year...he does not settle for anything other than his best.

TOMMY
06-16-2008, 11:30 AM
Woods leads by 1...on the 3rd hole

davbrucas
06-16-2008, 02:17 PM
Wow...thats all I can say about that shot.

davbrucas
06-16-2008, 02:20 PM
Rocco's playing good...3 birdies in a row. Miracle shot from bunker for nothing...

momo stallion
06-16-2008, 02:20 PM
what a tournament, 1 shot lead for rocco.

Slowhand
06-16-2008, 02:21 PM
that was a hell of a putt by rocco. this is going to be a great finish.

MotoMan
06-16-2008, 02:44 PM
Anyone know of a site thats streaming the match?

redheadintx
06-16-2008, 02:47 PM
Here's one... http://www.justin.tv/eminem15

MotoMan
06-16-2008, 02:56 PM
Here's one... http://www.justin.tv/eminem15

Thank you much, it's sad when you work for the worlds largest private club company (a majority of the clubs being golf & country clubs) and they won't even let you watch the tournament.

Slowhand
06-16-2008, 02:58 PM
Thank you much, it's sad when you work for the worlds largest private club company (a majority of the clubs being golf & country clubs) and they won't even let you watch the tournament.

LOL really? That blows.

Another good shot under pressure from Meddiate. This has been a hell of an 18 hole playoff!

MotoMan
06-16-2008, 03:03 PM
LOL really? That blows.

Another good shot under pressure from Meddiate. This has been a hell of an 18 hole playoff!

True story. Oh no doubt, it's been a heck of a tournament.

Slowhand
06-16-2008, 03:07 PM
an 18 hole playoff isn't enough? are you kidding?

momo stallion
06-16-2008, 03:09 PM
wow

FWT03Term
06-16-2008, 03:11 PM
Mediate = Tuff

Tiger = No Nerves at all

This is insane.

MotoMan
06-16-2008, 03:17 PM
Just went down to our little deli in the office cause they have a plasma tv in there, there's like 50 people standing around it lol.

Tiny Tim
06-16-2008, 03:18 PM
so what comes next?

Slowhand
06-16-2008, 03:18 PM
Mediate = Tuff

Tiger = No Nerves at all

This is insane.

That's the most ignorant thing I've read on this site all day.

wesman
06-16-2008, 03:29 PM
Tiger wins it....the guy is a stud

--wes

FWT03Term
06-16-2008, 03:30 PM
Great Open. Tiger wins again. SHOCKING :eek:

TOMMY
06-16-2008, 03:31 PM
Great Playoff! :d

Big Studly
06-16-2008, 03:31 PM
That's the most ignorant thing I've read on this site all day.

are you sure?

he might want to have Josh Hamiltons babies, but he isn't stupid. He meant Tiger has nerves of steel, has ice in his veins, calm cool and collected, not nervious, not no nerves at all.

momo stallion
06-16-2008, 03:32 PM
That's the most ignorant thing I've read on this site all day.


no, think that means tiger doesnt have nerves to even get rattled.


great fucking performance, one of the best us opens ive seen. just wish rocco could have won... it would have sealed him in to a different realm of golfer where as to eldrich its just another notch on the belt.

FWT03Term
06-16-2008, 03:33 PM
That's the most ignorant thing I've read on this site all day.

Why? Mediate played tuff all week. Tiger has nerves of steel if any at all. WTF?

I think your comprehension skills need improvement.

kenny c
06-16-2008, 03:33 PM
That's the most ignorant thing I've read on this site all day.


sig check

FWT03Term
06-16-2008, 03:33 PM
no, think that means tiger doesnt have nerves to even get rattled.


great fucking performance, one of the best us opens ive seen. just wish rocco could have won... it would have sealed him in to a different realm of golfer where as to eldrich its just another notch on the belt.

Thank you.

Slowhand
06-16-2008, 03:35 PM
Why? Mediate played tuff all week. Tiger has nerves of steel if any at all. WTF?

I think your comprehension skills need improvement.

I think you're right about that :o

regaltip
06-16-2008, 03:40 PM
Tiger = Greatness!!!!

Jimi G
06-16-2008, 03:40 PM
Damn I can't believe Rocco stayed with him all 18 holes, congraDs Tiger, hellva win one legged.

FWT03Term
06-16-2008, 03:41 PM
I think you're right about that :o

Probably not. It's all good :)

BYBOTIE
06-16-2008, 03:51 PM
All these people that hate greatness are idiots. We have the opportunity to watch the best in the sport play. You should enjoy the ride so you can tell your grandkids you saw him play in his prime and it was awsome.

Nate
06-16-2008, 03:54 PM
All these people that hate greatness are idiots. We have the opportunity to watch the best in the sport play. You should enjoy the ride so you can tell your grandkids you saw him play in his prime and it was awsome.
I'm not a huge Tiger fan but it's just amazing to watch the guy. I mean I don't always root for him but when he plays I watch.

Big Studly
06-16-2008, 03:56 PM
All these people that hate greatness are idiots. We have the opportunity to watch the best in the sport play. You should enjoy the ride so you can tell your grandkids you saw him play in his prime and it was awsome.

I wish I could tell my grandkids that, but when they ask I will have to instead tell them that I fell asleep during that part because it was so boring.

Da Prez
06-16-2008, 08:26 PM
great win tiger, im glad one day i will be able to tell my grandkids i got to watch the two best athletes ever, michael jordan and tiger woods...:D

Badass2000gt
06-18-2008, 07:28 PM
With all due respect, that's the fucking stupidest post I have ever read. The guy won the Masters...this year. What has he done since then? The great majority of PGA tour pros never win a tournement, let alone a major. He could quit golf today and forever be a Masters Champion.
That is why great majority of the tour pros dont have big endorsements because they do not win. Why would a big endorsement spend money on a player that no one has ever heard of and got lucky one weekend. I dont think Tiger took anything away from him money wise.