Greatest Movie Lines/Quotes?

[That_Is_My_El_Camino]

Evar? All of them. There's not going to be one that's greatest, so just post up what you've got (movie and actor/character that said it would be nice, too).

"Dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy."
"Now remember, when things look bad, looks like you're not gonna make it, then you've gotta get mean - I mean plum mad dog mean. Because if you lose your head and give up, then you neither live nor win. That's just the way it is." - Clint Eastwood as Josey Wales, The Outlaw Josey Wales

[krazy kris]

"nobody and I mean nobody makes sherriff bufard T. justice look like a possums pecker"
Jackie Gleason
smokey and the bandit 1
sorry just watched the movie, one of my favorite movies

[bjtheman1]

"What is that girl, a freshmen? She reads at a sophmore level" Van Wilder

"Son, your ego's writing cheques your body can't cash!!!" Top Gun

"When defeat comes I won't care, because I'll be too busy looking good. " Enter the Dragon

"Get busy lvin' or get busy dyin' Damn Straight! " Shawshank Redemption

[grove rat]

"English motherfucker, do you speak it!?" -pulp fiction

[Dawkins]

Ya know, my daddy used to say every man's got a devil. And you can't rest 'til you find him... but if it's any consolation to you, you have put a smile on my face.

Top Dollar, "The Crow"

[Dawkins]

Merciful Father, I have squandered my days with plans of many things. This was not among them. But at this moment, I beg only to live the next few minutes well. For all we ought to have thought, and have not thought; all we ought to have said, and have not said; all we ought to have done, and have not done; I pray thee God for forgiveness

the 13th warrior

[joes01bullitt]

BITCH!, you kno what i want! :D

halfbaked

[Dawkins]

Listen to me! You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen.

[musbrad2]

yipee ki ya mother fucker.....................die hard 1 2 and 3.............excuse the spelling

[Cartman]

I'm am here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I am all out of bubble gum.

They Live :D

[mwil]

"I'm your huckleberry!" or "I play for blood" (a few pretty good ones from that one!)

"You know how I know you're gay?"

"You're mom goes to college!"

Good times. :)

[fitzwell]

"well, yeah i did, but i spent most of my time occupying various, um, administration buildings, smoking a lot of thai stick, breaking into the R.O.T.C...."

The Dude (Jeff Bridges) in The Big Lebowski

[line-em-up]

"Now remember, when things look bad, looks like you're not gonna make it, then you've gotta get mean - I mean plum mad dog mean. Because if you lose your head and give up, then you neither live nor win. That's just the way it is." - Clint Eastwood as Josey Wales, The Outlaw Josey Wales

Words to live by.

[line-em-up]

1. Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage? No. 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my fucking business, that's why!

2. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing. Ain't no fuckin' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same fuckin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean shit.

[line-em-up]

You're gettin' ready to blow? I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm "SUPERFLY T.N.T," I'm the "GUNS OF NAVARONE." I'm what Jimmie Walker usta talk about. In fact, what the fuck am I doin' in the back? You're the motherfucker should be on brain detail. We're tradin'. I'm washin' windows and you're pickin' up this nigger's skull.

[71chevellejohn]

"English motherfucker, do you speak it!?" -pulp fiction

"w-what?"

[Venom]

"Do you understand the words that are coming out of my Mouth?" Rush Hour.

[line-em-up]

"w-what?"

SAY "WHAT" ONE MORE TIME, MOTHERFUCKER!

[Somewhere in Time]

"You telling me the man who try to put a rubber fist in my anus was a homosexual?"

BORAT

[grove rat]

http://lukegirl0.tripod.com/photos/EnglishMotherfucker.jpg

[71chevellejohn]

Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
-dante hicks, Clerks

[Big Studly]

Evar? All of them. There's not going to be one that's greatest, so just post up what you've got (movie and actor/character that said it would be nice, too).

"Dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy."
"Now remember, when things look bad, looks like you're not gonna make it, then you've gotta get mean - I mean plum mad dog mean. Because if you lose your head and give up, then you neither live nor win. That's just the way it is." - Clint Eastwood as Josey Wales, The Outlaw Josey Wales

my favorite quote of all time is actually the one in your "location". I could watch that move all day every day.

[Badass2000gt]

"This isnt where I parked my car"-Eurotrip

[Slowhand]

"That's a great plan, Walter. That's fuckin' ingenious, if I understand it correctly. It's a Swiss fuckin' watch. "

[Badass2000gt]

"We're gonna need a bigger boat"-Jaws

[SMOKEY]

"He must be a king." "How can you tell?" "Cause he hasn't got shit all over him"

"English Pig dog, I fart in your general direction"

"Run Away, Run Away!!"

Man I could keep going and going from start to finish Montey Python & The Holy Grail is one of the funniest movies ever!!

[Venom]

"Dude wheres my car?"

"You want the Truth? I think im intitled to it. You want the truth? I want the truth. You can't handle the truth."

[Strychnine]

Jesse Ventura in Predator:


**offers a can of dip to everyone and no one will take any**



"Buncha slack jawed faggots around here!! This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus....just like me."

[71chevellejohn]

"Dude wheres my car?"

"You want the Truth? I think im intitled to it. You want the truth? I want the truth. You can handle the truth."


can? :confused:

[Venom]

can? :confused:


Ooops. Time for a ninja edit.

[That_Is_My_El_Camino]

my favorite quote of all time is actually the one in your "location". I could watch that move all day every day.Fuck yes. Also worth mentioning is the "lollygaggers/simple game" speech.

[Big Studly]

Fuck yes. Also worth mentioning is the "lollygaggers/simple game" speech.

oh man, gonna have to bust out the DVD tonight.

I love the interview at the end of the game with the big HSN sign in the background. Good 'ol Arlington Stadium.

[That_Is_My_El_Camino]

Some asshole lost my copy, and I went out and bought the 20th anniversary edition last night. $11.90 after tax at Hastings.

[Big Studly]

Some asshole lost my copy, and I went out and bought the 20th anniversary edition last night. $11.90 after tax at Hastings.

I had it on VHS and saw a copy at my parents house on DVD.....so now I have it on DVD.

Does that 20th anniversary have any cool features? Minus the interviews with the cast.

[livinglegend_86]

"I always tell the truth, even when I lie"

Leave it up to a messican to bring that one up! lmao

[Vertnut]

Here's a two-fer..."Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!"
"Treasure of the Sierra Madre" AND "Blazing Saddles"

[bjtheman1]

"That's it! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes, on this motherfucking plane! "

Snakes on a Plane

[2001 GT]

That's what I love about these high school girls man. I get older, and they stay the same age.

[Chuck]

"You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity" - Snatch

[Txstang1]

Bet twenty thousand!!! oh, now it's all quiet and shit. Just a second ago it sounded like a pool hall in this motherfucker.

-Pool Hall Junkies.

It's like a bad dream, it just keeps getting worse and worse.

-Color of money.

[SOLOW55]

That's what I love about these high school girls man. I get older, and they stay the same age.
Damn it , beat me to it , great movie ..

[SNEAKY]

It was all that Dan Marino's fault, everyone knows that. If he had held the ball, laces out, like he was supposed to, Ray would never have missed that kick. Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell. Would you like a cookie, son?
ACE VENTURA


Aguado (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0135306/): Homicide, Ventura. Now how ya gonna solve that one?
Ace Ventura (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000120/): Good question, Aguado. First, I'd establish a motive. In this case the killer saw the size of the bug's DICK and became insanely jealous. Then I'd lose 30 pounds... PORKIN' his wife.

[buzntxn]

"weird things are afoot at the circle k"

[cryptic5.0]

"hello, my name is Inigo Mantoya, you killed my father, prepare to die."

excuse the spelling of his name, didn't feel like looking it up.


that whole movie is full of memorable quotes.

"NEVER trust a Sicilian, when death is on the line!"

[coupedeville]

"w-what?"
"Do they speak english in what??"

[coupedeville]

That's what I love about these high school girls man. I get older, and they stay the same age.
"I hope you got yer wood screws in cuz im gonna blow ur doors completely off"

[cryptic5.0]

Wooderson: Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, all right. We got 4:11 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some fuckin' muscle.

[CoorsLightCoupe]

STUNTCOCK! - Orgazmo.

"Good mornin' ma'am, and isnt it a lovely morning?" "Up yours, nigger!" - Blazing Saddles

"We ain't found SHIT!" - Spaceballs


"I've come for your daughter, chuck" - Beetlejuice

[chuckacosta]

Roads? Where we're going...we don't need....roads!!
Back to the Future


and EVERYONE knows......

"SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!"

[Badass2000gt]

"Penis, penis, penis, Vagina, vagina, vagina"-Varisty Blues

[CoorsLightCoupe]

"I am jack's colon. I get cancer, i kill jack" - fight club

[Magnimike1]

"You know what I like about them high school girls? I get older, they stay the same age. Yes they do."


Dazed and confused. The best line in that movie...

[Badass2000gt]

"You know what I like about them high school girls? I get older, they stay the same age. Yes they do."


Dazed and confused. The best line in that movie...
Already been said.

[That_Is_My_El_Camino]

Heartbreak Ridge:

Highway: Be advised. I'm mean, nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm and I can put a round in a flea's ass at 200 meters. So why don't you go hump somebody else's leg, mutt face, before I push yours in.
Jail Binger: Ain't gonna be so smart with your balls stuffed in your mouth, jarhead!
Highway: [hands cigar to the young man] Hang on to this, boy. I think war's just been declared.

Reese: You're going to pay full price Rummy! I don't give no serviceman's discount!
Highway: That's too bad. Your old lady does.

Highway: I been pumping pussy since Christ was a corporal. I can tell you, the best damned poontang I ever paid for was in Da Nang. The girls where checked out daily. And we got ourself laid in a safe, orderly, proficient, military manner. That is until some suckhead writes home mama and says he dipped his wick in the Republic of South Vietnam. Then the shit hits the fan. A committee of congressmen who asshole to asshole who couldn't make a beer fart in a whirlwind, start telling your basic-ass-in-the-grass, Marine " No more shore time ". We responed in true Marine Corps fashion. We salute, do an about face, double time back to the boom-boom garbage dump where we get the clap, and the drip, and the crabs and a generally poor attitude towards the female of the speices. War is hell, boy. That's a fact!

[Badass2000gt]

Fuck this shit, Fuck ya'll bichthes. Ohe jaskl;d;fmjl;, :D :D :D :D :D :D

[71chevellejohn]

Heartbreak Ridge:

Highway: Be advised. I'm mean, nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm and I can put a round in a flea's ass at 200 meters. So why don't you go hump somebody else's leg, mutt face, before I push yours in.
Jail Binger: Ain't gonna be so smart with your balls stuffed in your mouth, jarhead!
Highway: [hands cigar to the young man] Hang on to this, boy. I think war's just been declared.

Reese: You're going to pay full price Rummy! I don't give no serviceman's discount!
Highway: That's too bad. Your old lady does.

Highway: I been pumping pussy since Christ was a corporal. I can tell you, the best damned poontang I ever paid for was in Da Nang. The girls where checked out daily. And we got ourself laid in a safe, orderly, proficient, military manner. That is until some suckhead writes home mama and says he dipped his wick in the Republic of South Vietnam. Then the shit hits the fan. A committee of congressmen who asshole to asshole who couldn't make a beer fart in a whirlwind, start telling your basic-ass-in-the-grass, Marine " No more shore time ". We responed in true Marine Corps fashion. We salute, do an about face, double time back to the boom-boom garbage dump where we get the clap, and the drip, and the crabs and a generally poor attitude towards the female of the speices. War is hell, boy. That's a fact!


It's a cluster fuck, sir.

- Highway

[chuckacosta]

Luke.....I AM YOUR FATHER!

NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

[Magnimike1]

Already been said.

At least I said it right...

[RedPony07]

Racing is life everything before and after is just waiting
Steve McQueen-LeMans

[mightyp]

"t-bird won't be joining us, due to a slight case of death."

"your best? losers always wine about their best, winners go home and fuck the prom queen."

"with those things running around out there? you can count me out"...."yeah, good idea bishop should go"....bill paxon had a ton of them in aliens

[CoorsLightCoupe]

I see your schwartz is as big as mine. now lets see how well you handle it." - Spaceballs

[CJ-95GT]

I see your schwartz is as big as mine. now lets see how well you handle it." - Spaceballs

Lol, Mel brooks is hilarious. Here's another one for ya, "It's good to be the King".

[jeramy]

" what we have here is a failure to communicate" cool hand luke

[dsk2k8]

jesus......"you said it man, nobody fucks with the jesus" ---big lebowski

"nice fish, big fucking eyes, but a nice fucking fish" ---bad boys 2

[grove rat]

more like a short dialogue...

Mac: But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun.
Thorny: Yeah, his shenanigans are cruel and tragic.
Foster: Which wouldn't make them shenanigans, at all, really.
Mac: (Irish voice) Evil shenanigans!
O'Hagen: I swear to God, I'll pistol whip the next guy that says 'shenanigans!'
Mac: Hey Farva, what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
Farva: You mean Shenanigans?
Mac, Foster and Thorny: Oh, no! (Laughing) (Mac hands O'Hagen his gun.)
Farva: You're talking about Shenanigans, right?

[mightyp]

the whole bullet tooth tony speech in snatch "......that fact that your guns say replica on them and mine says desert eagle .50......."

[That_Is_My_El_Camino]

the whole bullet tooth tony speech in snatch "......that fact that your guns say replica on them and mine says desert eagle .50......."Nice! I've never seen that movie, but I need to, apparently.

[cryptic5.0]

the whole bullet tooth tony speech in snatch "......that fact that your guns say replica on them and mine says desert eagle .50......."

.......


Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.
Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.
Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun...
[Zoom in on the side of Sol's gun, which indeed has "REPLICA" etched on the side; zoom out, as they sneak peeks at the sides of their guns]
Bullet Tooth Tony: And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...
[Withdraws his gun and puts it on the table]
Bullet Tooth Tony: Written down the side of mine...
[They look, zoom in on the side of his gun, which indeed has "DESERT EAGLE .50" etched on the side]
Bullet Tooth Tony: Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!

[That_Is_My_El_Camino]

Seriously, how has:

"If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit." - Christopher Lloyd as Doc Brown in Back to the Future

been left out? :(

[mightyp]

.......


Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.
Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.
Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun...
[Zoom in on the side of Sol's gun, which indeed has "REPLICA" etched on the side; zoom out, as they sneak peeks at the sides of their guns]
Bullet Tooth Tony: And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...
[Withdraws his gun and puts it on the table]
Bullet Tooth Tony: Written down the side of mine...
[They look, zoom in on the side of his gun, which indeed has "DESERT EAGLE .50" etched on the side]
Bullet Tooth Tony: Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!

yeah, that one. I was too lazy too type all that :D .......thanks.

[mightyp]

Nice! I've never seen that movie, but I need to, apparently.


have you ever seen "lock, stock and two smoking barrels? Same director, Alot of the same actors, characters. It came out before snatch. Both are very good.

[That_Is_My_El_Camino]

No, haven't seen either. :o

[71chevellejohn]

Someone help me. I'm still alive only I'm very badly burned.

You Shot Me. ...You Shot Me Right In The Arm

-Mustafa in Austin Powers



I know its cheesy, but it just came on :D

[Pro Trash]

" I need more cow bell"

[That_Is_My_El_Camino]

Riggins (Trey Wilson): "Geez. What's got into Nuke?"
Hockett (Robert Wuhl): "He's wearing garters. And he's breathing out his eyelids like a lava lizard. Old Mayan deal."

[CJ-95GT]

Seriously, how has: "If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit." been left out? :(

Apparently nobody has googled it since none of the top ten have been mentioned. I'll let you guys figure out the person/movie the quotes came from.

1. "I'll be back."
2. "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!"
3. "Get busy livin' or get busy dyin'. (That's goddamn right.)"
4. "Hasta la vista, baby."
5. "(But you don't understand, Osgood. Uh, I'm a man.) Well, nobody's perfect!"
6. "Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye."
7. "Goodbye, Mr. Bond."
8. "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain. Time to die."
9. "Made it, Ma! Top of the world!"
10. "Fuh-get about it!"

[That_Is_My_El_Camino]

Apparently nobody has googled it since none of the top ten have been mentioned. I'll let you guys figure out the person/movie the quotes came from.

1. "I'll be back."
2. "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!"
3. "Get busy livin' or get busy dyin'. (That's goddamn right.)"
4. "Hasta la vista, baby."
5. "(But you don't understand, Osgood. Uh, I'm a man.) Well, nobody's perfect!"
6. "Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye."
7. "Goodbye, Mr. Bond."
8. "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain. Time to die."
9. "Made it, Ma! Top of the world!"
10. "Fuh-get about it!"Except for #3, not one of those strikes me as all that great or impressive. They get referenced a lot, but that doesn't make them great, in my opinion.

[RedPony07]

"I figure a mans only good for one oath at a time. I took my oath to The Confederate States of America"

"That'll be the day"

[71chevellejohn]

You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

Harris
Major League

[Stroked87]

"You don't need to think. You need to drive. You need speed. You need to go out there, and you need to rev your engine. You need to fire it up. You need to grab a hold of that line between speed and chaos, and you need to wrestle it to the ground like a demon cobra! And then, when the fear rises up in your belly, you use it. And you know that fear is powerful, because it has been there for billions of years. And it is good. And you use it. And you ride it; you ride it like a skeleton horse through the gates of hell, and then you win, Ricky. You WIN! And you don't win for anybody else. You win for you, you know why? Because a man takes what he wants. He takes it all. And you're a man."

"Are we about to get it on? Because I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now."

[CoorsLightCoupe]

Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em. Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em

[Sean88gt]

Gary Johnston: We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

[CoorsLightCoupe]

Gary Johnston: We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!


haha.. i was gonna say something from that movie too, but couldn't come up with just one :D

[97blkpny]

You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

Harris
Major League

Greatness.

[mightyp]

"dying ain't much of a living"

should we bury them?..."hell with them fellas, buzzards gotta eat, same as the worms."

[PDRed302]

Jim: "Now, you all look money hungry, and that's good. Anybody tells you money is the root of all evil doesn't fuckin' have any. They say money can't buy happiness? Look at the fuckin' smile on my face. Ear to ear, baby."

-Boiler Room

[Geor!]

"Shut up, you miserable buzzard! Stoning people who piss you off is perfectly okay. They do it in the Bible, don't they? And I got lots of peas!"

[poopnut2]

"Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face." Pulp Fiction

[krazy kris]

you motorboatn son of a bitch-wedding crashers

[TheAsp!]

"Anybody takes a shot at me and I'll kill ya. I'll kill your family and burn your house down."

-Unforgiven

[CoorsLightCoupe]

DAmn, i forgot a good one:

"Who's the slimy little comet-of-shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here that just signed his own death warrant!?!?" FMJ

[71chevellejohn]

"All right, Clanton... you called down the thunder, well now you've got it! You see that?
It says United States Marshal! "


"You tell 'em I'm coming... and hell's coming with me, you hear?..."


-Wyatt Earp in Tombstone

[Jfizzle]

Yes they deserve to die and I hope they burn in hell!
Samuel L. Jackson

[CoorsLightCoupe]

"All right, Clanton... you called down the thunder, well now you've got it! You see that?
It says United States Marshal! "


"You tell 'em I'm coming... and hell's coming with me, you hear?..."


-Wyatt Earp in Tombstone

"i'm your huckleberry"

"I got two guns... one for each of ya"

[Shoot To Kill]

"All right, Clanton... you called down the thunder, well now you've got it! You see that?
It says United States Marshal! "


"You tell 'em I'm coming... and hell's coming with me, you hear?..."


-Wyatt Earp in Tombstone
ah you fucker! that's the one i was going to use!

[racrguy]

We came! We saw! We kicked it's ass!- Bill Murray, Ghostbusters.

[That_Is_My_El_Camino]

"Pick me out a winner, Bobby."
"And then when I walked down the street, people would've looked and they would've said, 'There goes Roy Hobbs, the best there ever was in this game.'" - Robert Redford as Roy Hobbs, The Natural

[That_Is_My_El_Camino]

"My dad figured I wouldn't amount to much except...well, he never really came up with anything, but I know I can play ball a little, and a day of playing ball is better than whatever most people have to do for a living." - Rube Baker, Major League II

[Maverick]

Do you know what we get to do today Brooks? We get to play baseball...

from The Rookie

[blue302stang]

jesus......"you said it man, nobody fucks with the jesus" ---big lebowski

one of my favorite scenes from that movie

Jesus Quintana: You ready to be fucked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.
The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

[livinglegend_86]

Denzel Washington as Hobbs & John Goodman as Jones in Fallen

Hobbs: "I don't have a good feeling about this one..."
Jones: "Yeah, me too... someone's playing with my dick and it ain't me."

Also...

Jones: "Hey Hobbs, did you like the Stones...? I bet you didn't you Monkey-loving pussy!"

:D

[line-em-up]

This watch was on your Daddy's wrist when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured and put in a Vietnamese prison camp. Now he knew if the gooks ever saw the watch it would be confiscated. The way your Daddy looked at it, that watch was your birthright. And he'd be damned if the slopeheads were gonna put their greasy yella hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide somethin'. His ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of disentary, he gave me the watch. I hid that uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

[RedPony07]

one of the best from Pulp Fiction Walken was great

[Maverick]

one of my favorite scenes from that movie

Jesus Quintana: You ready to be fucked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.
The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.



SHUT UP DONNIE!

[CoorsLightCoupe]

SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNIE! YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT!


Fixed

[The Big Matt]

"i'm your huckleberry"

"I got two guns... one for each of ya"

Johnny Ringo: [Ringo steps up to Doc] And you must be Doc Holliday.
Doc Holliday: That's the rumor.
Johnny Ringo: You retired too?
Doc Holliday: Not me. I'm in my prime.
Johnny Ringo: Yeah, you look it.
Doc Holliday: And you must be Ringo. Look, darling, Johnny Ringo. The deadliest pistoleer since Wild Bill, they say. What do you think, darling? Should I hate him?
Kate: You don't even know him.
Doc Holliday: Yes, but there's just something about him. Something around the eyes, I don't know, reminds me of... me. No. I'm sure of it, I hate him.
Wyatt Earp: [to Ringo] He's drunk.
Doc Holliday: In vino veritas.
["In wine is truth" meaning: "When I'm drinking, I speak my mind"]
Johnny Ringo: Age quod agis.
["Do what you do" meaning: "Do what you do best"]
Doc Holliday: Credat Judaeus apella, non ego.
["The Jew Apella may believe it, not I" meaning: "I don't believe drinking is what I do best."]
Johnny Ringo: [pats his gun] Eventus stultorum magister.
["Events are the teachers of fools" meaning: "Fools have to learn by experience"]
Doc Holliday: [gives a Cheshire cat smile] In pace requiescat.
["Rest in peace" meaning: "It's your funeral!"]
Tombstone Marshal Fred White: Come on boys. We don't want any trouble in here. Not in any language.
Doc Holliday: Evidently Mr. Ringo's an educated man. Now I really hate him.

Ike Clanton: What is that now? Twelve hands in a row? Holliday, son of a bitch, nobody's that lucky.
Doc Holliday: Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game Ike. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!

Doc Holliday: Why Kate, you're not wearing a bustle. How lewd.

[71chevellejohn]

Ok you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?

[That_Is_My_El_Camino]

Ok you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?Nice! :D

[talisman]

"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw." Heather #1, Heathers.

[whitetrash]

better to be dead and cool, than alive and uncool

[71chevellejohn]

"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw." Heather #1, Heathers.


That's a classic movie

[liquid snake]

Roads? Where we're going...we don't need....roads!!
Back to the Future


and EVERYONE knows......

"SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!"

Back to the Future

1.21 jigowats?!

"If my calculations are correct... when this baby hits 88 mph... you're goin' to see some serious shit."

"You're new 'round here so I'm goin' to cut you a break, today. So why don't you make like a tree... and get out of here."

"Silence earthling! My name is Darth Vader. I am an extraterrestrial from the planet Vulcan!"

[BigDumbRedneck]

"Why are women so uptight?! They have half the money and all the pussy." Gary Busey, "DC Cab".

[Mr. B]

From Blazing Saddles.

Bart: You are my guest, and I am your host. What is your pleasure? What do you like to do?
Jim: I don't know... play chess... screw...
Bart: [quickly] Let's play chess.

[Shorty]

Frank Booth: What kind of beer do you like to drink, neighbor?
Jeffrey Beaumont: Heineken.
Frank Booth: Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!

[idrivea4banger]

"i live my life a quarter mile at a time...."



:D